dating sim meme

[antonio]

DATING SIM!

Hello, player! You've found yourself in Datingsimville, where- as the name suggests- everything plays out dating sim style.

how this works:
⇨ post your username
⇨ others will come and reply (either on rp accounts or their own account), giving you a bit of context and then options to choose from.
⇨ you reply with your action of choice and the

Comments

[gohstar]

gohanisyummy

[kecen]

Honda Kiku drives by in his dairy van.

Do you

[Wave at him]
[Yell at him to pull up at your house]
[Get out your gun because dairy vans mean you have to hide yo kids hide yo wife]

LMFAO I love this

[gohstar]

[Get out your gun because dairy vans mean you have to hide yo kids hide yo wife]

Best option ever. I'M SORRY, KIKU, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU.

[gohstar]

[Creep up to them and smile all creepy]

They doooon't. I don't think anyone would want to be all alone in a forest with me though. :'D

[gohstar]

[Start to chase them]

ΦωΦ

[calavasas]

Ivan is suddenly at your door. You...

[Invite him in.]
[Get your gun.]
[Sick your pets on him.]
[Offer him vodka and a vase of sunflowers.]

:'D

[gohstar]

[Offer him vodka and a vase of sunflowers.]

Re: :'D

[calavasas]

"Oh! You weren't expecting my company were you?" he asks. You reply...

["No but you never know when you'll need vodka or sunflowers."]
["Of course I was! I knew you were coming here all along, so I prepared in advance."]
["No. I got these things just in case, and also so you can get the hell out."]

Re: :'D

[gohstar]

["Of course I was! I knew you were coming here all along, so I prepared in advance."]

Hurr hurr.

Re: :'D

[calavasas]

"Really? Well that is amazing!" He looks behind you. "So...may I come in to your house?"

["Of course you can."]
["Actually I was just about to clean the place."]
["I have a killer bird just so you know."]
["Bob doesn't like strangers."]

Can you tell I wrote that one on purpose because I knew you'd choose it

Re: :'D

[gohstar]

["Bob doesn't like strangers."]

Well, there was no way I'd say no to Russia. :'D

Re: :'D

[calavasas]

"Bob? Who is Bob? And I am not a stranger. I am your friend. I shall be Bob's friend too. Everyone shall become my friend," he says with a smile.

["Bob is my pet ghost and really, he doesn't like strangers."]
["You can't make friends with him because he only likes me."]
["How did you even get to my house all the way from Russia?"]
["Bob is getting angry you know..."]

lmao that icon this situation

[gohstar]

["You can't make friends with him because he only likes me."]

Lawl, Bob. So thankful he hasn't been playing with my TV tonight.