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[wet]

♥ The Pick-Up Line Meme ♥

① Comment with your username. People will then reply with pick-up lines that have something to do with your interests.
Example: For someone who likes cats, you could say "Hey, wanna be my kitty?"
② If you have absolutely no creativity you can also use regular pick-up lines. You can find tons of them here③ Absolutely no

Comments

[barnaby]

harumi_san

[yamanaika]

Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

[barnaby]

[fiercepotato]

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

[barnaby]

They're already off bb

[fiercepotato]

Let's get this party started and remember, if I'm a pain in your ass... we can just add more lubricants.

[barnaby]

Okay I laughed really hard LOL

[antonio]

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

[barnaby]

/takes you with me

[gingeynary]

You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!

[xdiamondwings]

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

[wet]

Nice dress. It would look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

[oresame]

How do you like your bed? Soft, firm, or with me?

[reconquista]

Burnt food? I can stomach more than just that, if you know what I mean.

[okok]

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.