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picspammy Harvey Milk: [Scott Smith is heading down the stairs and Harvey tries to make eye contact] Hey. I'm Harvey.
Scott Smith: Okay, Harvey...
Harvey Milk: Today's my birthday.
[Scott laughs]
Harvey Milk: No, today is actually my birthday. Well, tonight. At midnight
Scott Smith: Really?
Harvey Milk: And, believe it or not, I don't have any plans. People took me out after work...
Scott Smith: [looking him over] Work? So, that would be... Let me guess. Ma Bell or AT&T.
Harvey Milk: The Great American Insurance Company. I'm part of the big, evil, corporate establishment that, let me guess, you think is the cause of every evil thing in the world from Vietnam to diaper rash.
Scott Smith: You left out bad breath.
Harvey Milk: [Harvey covers his mouth and begins to laugh. Scott laughs. They both smile] So... you're not going to let me celebrate my birthday all by myself are you?
Scott Smith: [gently teasing] Listen, Harvey, you're kind of cute for a suit... But I don't do guys over forty.
Harvey Milk: Well then, I'm in luck.
Scott Smith: How's that?
Harvey Milk: Because I'm still thirty-nine...
[showing Scott his watch]
Harvey Milk: And it's only eleven-fifteen.