the best of poster nites
from Poster Nite - March 22, 2003 (The Say No To Sex Arrow Poster) (and emilys birthday poster)
"I have to count on Murphy and Mike for sweetness. Murphy said i was more important than war. kyle wouldn't say that. WHY DOESN'T HE TELL ME I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN WAR?!?" - jetski
"you can dip your pretzel in my yogurt" (10 minutes later) "...ewwwww" - jetski
"it would be hard to play with a monster too..." - mefrina
"101 ways to have sex without doing it:
give diamonds
go grocery shopping
find out what makes the other happy (YOUR INDEPENDENT VARIABLE!!!)"
"what does it mean to be her independent variable? tell her i loved it." - kyle
"these brownies are rich, hot, and delicious. *sigh* don't you wish you were like those brownies?" - mefrina
"my bubble works long grueling hours sewing buttons for minimum wage and lives in a cardboard box and is trying to earn money unsuccessfully for his vacation to costa rica because he didn't follow how to succeed in business without really trying." - emilo
"jessyes never kissed anyone. jessyes neeeevveeerrr gonna kiss anyone." - jetskis mom
"i have an inside joke!! if the seven dwarves mine gold all day, why do they live in a cottage? because dopey does the financing!!!...i don't know if thats an inside joke." - aharon
ok. and thats done. what a good way to waste time. maybe i'll do more later, or add pictures, pictures would be fun.
"I have to count on Murphy and Mike for sweetness. Murphy said i was more important than war. kyle wouldn't say that. WHY DOESN'T HE TELL ME I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN WAR?!?" - jetski
"you can dip your pretzel in my yogurt" (10 minutes later) "...ewwwww" - jetski
"it would be hard to play with a monster too..." - mefrina
"101 ways to have sex without doing it:
give diamonds
go grocery shopping
find out what makes the other happy (YOUR INDEPENDENT VARIABLE!!!)"
"what does it mean to be her independent variable? tell her i loved it." - kyle
"these brownies are rich, hot, and delicious. *sigh* don't you wish you were like those brownies?" - mefrina
"my bubble works long grueling hours sewing buttons for minimum wage and lives in a cardboard box and is trying to earn money unsuccessfully for his vacation to costa rica because he didn't follow how to succeed in business without really trying." - emilo
"jessyes never kissed anyone. jessyes neeeevveeerrr gonna kiss anyone." - jetskis mom
"i have an inside joke!! if the seven dwarves mine gold all day, why do they live in a cottage? because dopey does the financing!!!...i don't know if thats an inside joke." - aharon
ok. and thats done. what a good way to waste time. maybe i'll do more later, or add pictures, pictures would be fun.