Stream of Semi-consciousness
Avast Ye All DamnEd Hagfish! Lepers grope for my swelling skin and all the firestorms of Valhalla arent worth Jell-o in fighting them off. Bleeding Flames from the Deepest Fathoms...FROM THE BLACKEST HEART I STAB AT THEE!
back off!!! Band of bad doggies Say NO! No treat for you!
Remember those guys on sesemie street..thoe ones that lives in Ernies garden, who had horns for noses? MWAHAHA...I just bought me some pestacide! Meep Meep at this mother fucker! ill not play your viscious games of mind control! The letters of the Day are S and F for all you blasted leaching Squirrel Fuckers!!
BAHHH-WHAHAHA!
if you want to know what kind of jellies are in them donuts, then licks out tha squirt hole! Whats that? Petroleum Jelly flavored? Tough break pal, better luck next time. Door #3 or the box? i think ill take the box bill. Well, youve just won yourself the severed head of Jimmy Hoffa! lets show him whats behind door number 3 anyway...awww, too bad, it was a life time supply of Astro-glide, well actually its just one tube and a court order to have you castrated and locked up in solitary for the remaining endless days of your wretched life. Buuut, when you're in a room by yourself with no genitals, an single tube of astroglide is a lifetime supply!! see every cloud has a silver lining, even a radioactive mushroom cloud! please dont stare directy into the lining with out the proper eye-wear, THank YOU!
(just a little sample of my train of thought, while stone cold sober...please send me drugs, im effin bored)
back off!!! Band of bad doggies Say NO! No treat for you!
Remember those guys on sesemie street..thoe ones that lives in Ernies garden, who had horns for noses? MWAHAHA...I just bought me some pestacide! Meep Meep at this mother fucker! ill not play your viscious games of mind control! The letters of the Day are S and F for all you blasted leaching Squirrel Fuckers!!
BAHHH-WHAHAHA!
if you want to know what kind of jellies are in them donuts, then licks out tha squirt hole! Whats that? Petroleum Jelly flavored? Tough break pal, better luck next time. Door #3 or the box? i think ill take the box bill. Well, youve just won yourself the severed head of Jimmy Hoffa! lets show him whats behind door number 3 anyway...awww, too bad, it was a life time supply of Astro-glide, well actually its just one tube and a court order to have you castrated and locked up in solitary for the remaining endless days of your wretched life. Buuut, when you're in a room by yourself with no genitals, an single tube of astroglide is a lifetime supply!! see every cloud has a silver lining, even a radioactive mushroom cloud! please dont stare directy into the lining with out the proper eye-wear, THank YOU!
(just a little sample of my train of thought, while stone cold sober...please send me drugs, im effin bored)