I can do things, I can do them nine times

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was bored and was just playing around in a less than mature fashion and tried this, its all pretty boring except for the last line which is simply classic

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fuck!

1. Fuck will often rub up against people to lay its scent and mark its territory.
2. Fuckocracy is government by fuck.
3. Fuck is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
4. Fuckomancy is the art of telling the future with fuck!
5. Fuck invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
6. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on fuck.
7. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but fuck can not.
8. In 1982 Time Magazine named fuck its 'Man of the Year'!
9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets fuck.
10. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Fuck Head.