survey!? que!?
1. Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? what milkshake
2. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tizzle pizzle? i dont speak french
3. Who are you going to marry when you grow old and wrinkly? the next johnny depp
4. What's your opinion about?... life? this shit sucks
5. Do you like Jazz music? perhaps
6. Was question 5 retarded up the izzy? what is up with the french!
7. How's your mom doing? she's sick. thanks for askin
8. Do you have long or short hairs? medium
9. What is your current occupationo? cast member at ragtops
10. I'm only one call away, but why do you cease to call me? does that even make sense
11. Are my random questions better than those original OTHER survey questions? keep me interested
12. If I were dying, and needed a lung, would you give me one of yours? oh now ur just gettin personal
13. How about a kidney? back off buddy
14. How about some Mountain Dew in case I ran out at my hizzle? fuck the french! (hahaha that has an underlyin message.)
15. Can I move in and live with you forever? you got money?
16. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie
17. I dare you to shut down your computer right now.... are you on crack?
18. Have I ever annoyed you to the point where you wanted to kick me in the gonads? i would be amused if i could kick anyone in the gonads. so yes.
19. Tu est SEXY?!? if i want to be. i suppose.
20. Just say yes to question 19, because all my friends are sexy peepholes. well im not ur friend
21. Are you too cool for school? Or is it the other way around? school if full of shitheads i dont like.
22. Were you ever hypnotized by Biggie Smalls words and his flashy ways? that bitch is fat.
23. Do you think Ronald McDonald allows his daughter to go out of the house with all of that make-up on? duh! its a mini him. of course he will.
24. Will you pinky swear that we'll stay friends forever? you got money?
25. Do you have an imaginary friend, that you have feelings for, and that you care, and look out for? no i cant say that i do
26. What is one thing that you hate with a burning passion? people. well no thats harsh. most people
27. I'll bet you know what I'm gonna ask you next, huh? you got me
28. DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN OLD MEN COME UP TO YOU ASKING FOR SOME!? no, but im used to it. so its whatevr
29. What is one thing you love with a burning passion? peacefulness. but i never seem to get any.
30. [Where is question #30?] ....oh shit. search party for question #30!
31. Do you have homicidal family members? homicidal? thats killin themselves right? no no no. dont be silly.
32. What does it mean when armpits cry stinky tears? hey hey hey. you got sweat.
33. I like you, do you like me back? you got money?
34. Make up a definition for the acronym T.R.U.D.A.T. = tiny rhinocerous' under dams at tahiti
35. An example for #34 would be: Fish under construction kill. FUCK
36. If you were explaining me to someone, and you could only use one ,very full and flavorful sentence to describe me, what would you say? this bitch is retarded
37. Are you interested in my creative part of the survey, or bored out of your skull? so sorry charlie but im goin to have to say im bored. at times amused.
38. Do you take interest in artwork at all, because I wont post about it in my journals anymore if you don't. im an artist. sometimes
39. Do you honestly think I really am uneducated? I swear It really is just laziness? But really, do you?? so by this one you mean......
40. What is your favorite question from this pimp ace survey? i dont remember a single question you've asked except for this one. so this is the coolest.
41. Should I make more in the near future? no just in the far future
42. Am I gay? ha. ur a flamin homo.
43. Do I have a baby bunny named Ali, whom I absolutely adore? i killed him
44. Why the hell did that particular dude ask me out??? he knew i was goin to kill him.
45. What the hell did he see in me, anyway? the fact that i was goin to kill you too.
46. Do you like cheese doodles?god no
47. Does the concept of the exploding universe amaze you? ill kill it.
48. How about the fact that I CONTROL IT?! im gonna kill
49. Did you ever smoke pot? nope
50. Did you ever smoke pan? pan!? que!?
2. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tizzle pizzle? i dont speak french
3. Who are you going to marry when you grow old and wrinkly? the next johnny depp
4. What's your opinion about?... life? this shit sucks
5. Do you like Jazz music? perhaps
6. Was question 5 retarded up the izzy? what is up with the french!
7. How's your mom doing? she's sick. thanks for askin
8. Do you have long or short hairs? medium
9. What is your current occupationo? cast member at ragtops
10. I'm only one call away, but why do you cease to call me? does that even make sense
11. Are my random questions better than those original OTHER survey questions? keep me interested
12. If I were dying, and needed a lung, would you give me one of yours? oh now ur just gettin personal
13. How about a kidney? back off buddy
14. How about some Mountain Dew in case I ran out at my hizzle? fuck the french! (hahaha that has an underlyin message.)
15. Can I move in and live with you forever? you got money?
16. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie
17. I dare you to shut down your computer right now.... are you on crack?
18. Have I ever annoyed you to the point where you wanted to kick me in the gonads? i would be amused if i could kick anyone in the gonads. so yes.
19. Tu est SEXY?!? if i want to be. i suppose.
20. Just say yes to question 19, because all my friends are sexy peepholes. well im not ur friend
21. Are you too cool for school? Or is it the other way around? school if full of shitheads i dont like.
22. Were you ever hypnotized by Biggie Smalls words and his flashy ways? that bitch is fat.
23. Do you think Ronald McDonald allows his daughter to go out of the house with all of that make-up on? duh! its a mini him. of course he will.
24. Will you pinky swear that we'll stay friends forever? you got money?
25. Do you have an imaginary friend, that you have feelings for, and that you care, and look out for? no i cant say that i do
26. What is one thing that you hate with a burning passion? people. well no thats harsh. most people
27. I'll bet you know what I'm gonna ask you next, huh? you got me
28. DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN OLD MEN COME UP TO YOU ASKING FOR SOME!? no, but im used to it. so its whatevr
29. What is one thing you love with a burning passion? peacefulness. but i never seem to get any.
30. [Where is question #30?] ....oh shit. search party for question #30!
31. Do you have homicidal family members? homicidal? thats killin themselves right? no no no. dont be silly.
32. What does it mean when armpits cry stinky tears? hey hey hey. you got sweat.
33. I like you, do you like me back? you got money?
34. Make up a definition for the acronym T.R.U.D.A.T. = tiny rhinocerous' under dams at tahiti
35. An example for #34 would be: Fish under construction kill. FUCK
36. If you were explaining me to someone, and you could only use one ,very full and flavorful sentence to describe me, what would you say? this bitch is retarded
37. Are you interested in my creative part of the survey, or bored out of your skull? so sorry charlie but im goin to have to say im bored. at times amused.
38. Do you take interest in artwork at all, because I wont post about it in my journals anymore if you don't. im an artist. sometimes
39. Do you honestly think I really am uneducated? I swear It really is just laziness? But really, do you?? so by this one you mean......
40. What is your favorite question from this pimp ace survey? i dont remember a single question you've asked except for this one. so this is the coolest.
41. Should I make more in the near future? no just in the far future
42. Am I gay? ha. ur a flamin homo.
43. Do I have a baby bunny named Ali, whom I absolutely adore? i killed him
44. Why the hell did that particular dude ask me out??? he knew i was goin to kill him.
45. What the hell did he see in me, anyway? the fact that i was goin to kill you too.
46. Do you like cheese doodles?god no
47. Does the concept of the exploding universe amaze you? ill kill it.
48. How about the fact that I CONTROL IT?! im gonna kill
49. Did you ever smoke pot? nope
50. Did you ever smoke pan? pan!? que!?