May 07, 2005 12:58
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! ok, i do like him. no fuckin clue, just do.dont ask.
QUOTE OF THE DAY: "my wife and i went camping one time and one night we got real mad at each other. finally i just stormed out of the tent, but how the hell are you supposed to express ur anger in that situation? slam the flap? zip it up real fast?!"
" i dont have a girlfriend, i just know a girl who'd get really mad if i said that."
"i wrote a script, you know, like for a movie, and i showed it to this editor guy. he said it was good, but it needed rewriting. i said, well fuck that, i'll just make a copy!" --Mitch Hedberg, Friday night standup comedian