Random Thoughts from a Disorganized Douchebag
Idea: Once I get Tenure, I will begin to host red-carpet shows at university commencements. It will be beautiful. Can't you just picture it?
"And who are you wearing, Provost Smith?"
"Harvard! But the shoes are by Payless."
"Who did your hair tonight?"
"Super Cuts!"
Don't worry, I mean this in the kindest way possible. I love Super Cuts & Payless.
That's why I'm an academic.
"And who are you wearing, Provost Smith?"
"Harvard! But the shoes are by Payless."
"Who did your hair tonight?"
"Super Cuts!"
Don't worry, I mean this in the kindest way possible. I love Super Cuts & Payless.
That's why I'm an academic.