5 Ways Lilly Kane Never Died - sadiekate (NC-17)
Title: 5 Ways Lilly Kane Never Died
Author: sadiekate
Characters/Pairings: It's all about Lilly. Plus, there's a little Lilly/Duncan. And guest spots by Veronica, Cliff, Madison, Dick, Trina, that crazy broad from AEFC, and Joe Rogan. No, I am not kidding.
Rating: NC-17 (for language, Kanecest, and the fact that I am on crack)
Word Count: 3098
Spoilers: Through season one.
Summary: If Lilly hadn't died that one day, guess what? She still would have died.
Notes: Many thanks to rachel_shanz, the Supreme Ruler of Kanecestia for encouraging the madness. quotableboy deserves all the credit/blame in the world for the fourth section. Iced-Ti, as always, gets my undying gratitude, and gets to cop as many feels as she wants to. And also, big ups to Dorothy Parker for writing poems that inspire me to kill Lilly Kane. Written for the Lilly challenge at 5thingsthat and x-posted to fic_from_mars and veronicamarsfic.
As the rescue workers struggled to free her, and little spots started to appear in front of her eyes from lack of oxygen, Lilly looked over to see Joe Rogan wrap Madison in a soothing hug, while he rested his hand comfortingly on her ass. Oh, she was going to fucking haunt that prick like it was her job.
Author: sadiekate
Characters/Pairings: It's all about Lilly. Plus, there's a little Lilly/Duncan. And guest spots by Veronica, Cliff, Madison, Dick, Trina, that crazy broad from AEFC, and Joe Rogan. No, I am not kidding.
Rating: NC-17 (for language, Kanecest, and the fact that I am on crack)
Word Count: 3098
Spoilers: Through season one.
Summary: If Lilly hadn't died that one day, guess what? She still would have died.
Notes: Many thanks to rachel_shanz, the Supreme Ruler of Kanecestia for encouraging the madness. quotableboy deserves all the credit/blame in the world for the fourth section. Iced-Ti, as always, gets my undying gratitude, and gets to cop as many feels as she wants to. And also, big ups to Dorothy Parker for writing poems that inspire me to kill Lilly Kane. Written for the Lilly challenge at 5thingsthat and x-posted to fic_from_mars and veronicamarsfic.
As the rescue workers struggled to free her, and little spots started to appear in front of her eyes from lack of oxygen, Lilly looked over to see Joe Rogan wrap Madison in a soothing hug, while he rested his hand comfortingly on her ass. Oh, she was going to fucking haunt that prick like it was her job.