SPAM humor.
Just had to share this one.
I just recieved an email from some person I had never even heard of, with the subject "Ultimate Online Pharmaceutical!"
So, obviously, I raced to open said email, certain in the knowledge that my life was about to be forever changed by the power of chemistry, and that untapped wells of potential, strength, energy, vitamin K, and Increased Ejaculatory Power were about to spring forth from this hitherto undiscovered internet source.
But then I noticed (just before I pressed delete) the name that the spam company's random generator had issued this purported contact of mine. And the name was:
"Nipples D. Brzezinski"
Now that, right there, is a fantastic name.
For some reason I can see it gracing the hardboiled lead in a paperback detective novel you find on the $2 shelf in your local second hand bookstore.
Hey- Prise (of my choosing) goes out to the most inventive opening sentence to your favourite "Nipples D. Brzezinski" novel!
I just recieved an email from some person I had never even heard of, with the subject "Ultimate Online Pharmaceutical!"
So, obviously, I raced to open said email, certain in the knowledge that my life was about to be forever changed by the power of chemistry, and that untapped wells of potential, strength, energy, vitamin K, and Increased Ejaculatory Power were about to spring forth from this hitherto undiscovered internet source.
But then I noticed (just before I pressed delete) the name that the spam company's random generator had issued this purported contact of mine. And the name was:
"Nipples D. Brzezinski"
Now that, right there, is a fantastic name.
For some reason I can see it gracing the hardboiled lead in a paperback detective novel you find on the $2 shelf in your local second hand bookstore.
Hey- Prise (of my choosing) goes out to the most inventive opening sentence to your favourite "Nipples D. Brzezinski" novel!