WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A LOLLICANE
My life is in danger because of this Vietcong storm. A few weeks ago,
soulweefer was talking to
526, and Jaff told Dana that she should kill anyone who pisses her off. Apparently, I'm on her list. He kept telling her that she could definitely get away with it because no one would ever suspect her. She thought it was a great idea
Then she went on about how she could do it during a hurricane and make it look like it was the storm that killed me. At first I thought it was a lolfest, but now that there is an actual hurricane coming, I have to watch out for short blonde girls