being bored on saturday: part 2(new name for sundays on 3 day weekends)
LAYER ONE:
-- name: Kamil Adam Kordas, but you can call me snake... yes i like that.
-- birthplace: near Wroclaw, Poland
-- current Location: Schaumburg
LAYER TWO:
-- eye color: Brown
-- hair color: brown
-- height: 6'2"
-- righty or lefty: ambidexterous in most activities, except writing.
-- zodiac sign: Virgo
-- your heritage: 100% Polish bitches, but my antcestors came from Austria...(mini germany)
-- the shoes wore today: old and scuffed up K-swiss... gangster!
-- your weakness: im a sucker for eyes... pretty ones.
-- your fears: i have no fears since in a hardass
-- your perfect pizza: nothing that involves rosarios, papa saverios, or any shit like that, i like the pizza my dad makes.
-- goal you'd like to achieve: be the kid that everyone sees and goes like.."that kid is such an asshole" and have them talk trash about me, well what do you know, i already achieved that.
LAYER THREE:
-- your most overused phrase on AIM: lol,lmao, haha.. basically anything involving the expression of laughter. i like laughing. not too many people can make me laugh though, most of the time i think im so funny, i laugh at my own jokes, because no one else will.
-- your thoughts first waking up: morning wood sucks....
-- your bedtime: preferably 11 since i only sleep 7 hours, so that would mean i wake up at 6 to drive to school, but during the summer, anything is fine.
-- your most missed memory: jr. high. what a joke, i shouldve taken so much more advantage.
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or coke: ummm how bout some coffee or tea.
-- mcdonald's or burger king: mcdonalds will make you fat, they serve big macs, they have quarter pounders... they will put pounds on you. and burger king tastes like ass so i only get the Hershey's Sunday Pie, mmm yumm
-- single or group dates: single
-- addidas or nike: im indifferent towards the two.
-- lipton ice tea or nestea: whatever is closer to real tea.
-- chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- cappuccino or coffee: coffee... well a white chocolate mocha..
LAYER FIVE:
-- smoke: i used to be a pothead... but i stopped, and i quit ciggarettes... im so happy that i did.
-- cuss: umm fuck, shit, or god damn, or hell.
-- sing: i dont sing.. i quietly murmur the words under my breath because im cool like that.
-- shower everyday: every morning, sometimes at night.
-- have a crush: mmmayyyybbbee
-- like(d) high school: high school is fun because you get to see how many douche bags think theyre punk rock or emo.
-- want to get married: everything takes its own course.
-- believe in yourself: when im in the right mood, and theres a good vibe that im feeling.
-- get motion sickness: pfffft motion sickness is for pussies.
-- think you're attractive: definetly not.. and that comes from knowing i havent had a relationship in the last year or so.
-- think you're a health freak: ummmmmm no. ill eat anything i want, when i want, and then do it again if it tastes good.
-- get along with your parent(s): my parents are the shit for the most part.
-- play an instrument: the spoons
LAYER SIX:
in the past month...
-- drank alcohol: hell yeah.
-- smoked: yea.. i didnt enjoy it
-- done a drug: nahh drugs are for losers
-- had sex: nope.
-- made out: im not that lucky, haha.
-- gone on a date: i dont think so.
-- gone to the mall?: yes, just yesterday to visit chad.
-- eaten an entire box of oreos: no. theyre good, but not that good.
-- been on stage: nope.
-- been dumped: nope.
-- gone skating: yes!
-- made homemade cookies: nope.
-- gone skinnydipping: yeah, in water that was -20 degress. are you fucking insane?
-- dyed your hair: never have.
-- stolen anything: ummm i stole a cherry coke from some kid.. what a chump.
LAYER SEVEN:
Have you ever...
-- played a game that required removal of clothing: once.
-- if so, was it mixed company: what a question.. hell yea
-- been trashed or extremely intoxicated: does not knowing my own name qualify?
-- been caught "doing something": .... depends on if you mean taking a number 2 or beating off. and no in both cases. im not a maniac like chad and beat off every day.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- age you hope to be married: when the time is right.
-- numbers and names of children: ill figure that one out when i have kids. but i like Shala(or Shay) for girls, or Connor for guys.
-- describe your dream wedding: Las vegas, lots of money to gamble, and lots of booze to drink.
-- how do you want to die: in my sleep or speeding down a steep mountain in germany in a porsche.
-- where you want to go to college: harper.
-- what do you want to be when you grow up: something that deals with taking things apart, and fixing them... like cars.
-- what country would you most like to visit: Jamaica.
LAYER NINE:
-- best eye color? anything as long as the eyes make me go crazy.
-- best hair color? anything that looks good.
-- short or long hair: doesnt matter.
-- height: nothing taller than 5'11"
-- best articles of clothing: AE jeans.
-- best first date location: anywhere away from public, calm and good atmosphere to talk and share thoughts, experiences, and anything that comes up in conversation. i like talking..... only to interesting people though.
-- best first kiss location: in a car.
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: if alcohol and pot are drugs... then 2.
-- # of people i could trust with my life: 3. no names required.
-- # of CDs that i own: a ton. they are almost allll burned though.
-- # of piercings: i had my lip done, but people were hating on it. it hurt too.
-- # of tattoos: none. i want one though.
-- # of scars on my body: 3 or 4 on each elbow and knee... one right above my right side hip bone.. from sliding 20 feet on concrete... one on my leg from a german shepard sinking his teeth into me, one right next to my nostril from falling into a stone table, one on my chest from a tv falling on me, one somehwere on my head from a dog jumping on me and knocking the shit out of me..one on my hand from being fucked up from a sled, one on my finger from a vaccum.... i could keep going but i dont think anyone is going to read this.
-- name: Kamil Adam Kordas, but you can call me snake... yes i like that.
-- birthplace: near Wroclaw, Poland
-- current Location: Schaumburg
LAYER TWO:
-- eye color: Brown
-- hair color: brown
-- height: 6'2"
-- righty or lefty: ambidexterous in most activities, except writing.
-- zodiac sign: Virgo
-- your heritage: 100% Polish bitches, but my antcestors came from Austria...(mini germany)
-- the shoes wore today: old and scuffed up K-swiss... gangster!
-- your weakness: im a sucker for eyes... pretty ones.
-- your fears: i have no fears since in a hardass
-- your perfect pizza: nothing that involves rosarios, papa saverios, or any shit like that, i like the pizza my dad makes.
-- goal you'd like to achieve: be the kid that everyone sees and goes like.."that kid is such an asshole" and have them talk trash about me, well what do you know, i already achieved that.
LAYER THREE:
-- your most overused phrase on AIM: lol,lmao, haha.. basically anything involving the expression of laughter. i like laughing. not too many people can make me laugh though, most of the time i think im so funny, i laugh at my own jokes, because no one else will.
-- your thoughts first waking up: morning wood sucks....
-- your bedtime: preferably 11 since i only sleep 7 hours, so that would mean i wake up at 6 to drive to school, but during the summer, anything is fine.
-- your most missed memory: jr. high. what a joke, i shouldve taken so much more advantage.
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or coke: ummm how bout some coffee or tea.
-- mcdonald's or burger king: mcdonalds will make you fat, they serve big macs, they have quarter pounders... they will put pounds on you. and burger king tastes like ass so i only get the Hershey's Sunday Pie, mmm yumm
-- single or group dates: single
-- addidas or nike: im indifferent towards the two.
-- lipton ice tea or nestea: whatever is closer to real tea.
-- chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- cappuccino or coffee: coffee... well a white chocolate mocha..
LAYER FIVE:
-- smoke: i used to be a pothead... but i stopped, and i quit ciggarettes... im so happy that i did.
-- cuss: umm fuck, shit, or god damn, or hell.
-- sing: i dont sing.. i quietly murmur the words under my breath because im cool like that.
-- shower everyday: every morning, sometimes at night.
-- have a crush: mmmayyyybbbee
-- like(d) high school: high school is fun because you get to see how many douche bags think theyre punk rock or emo.
-- want to get married: everything takes its own course.
-- believe in yourself: when im in the right mood, and theres a good vibe that im feeling.
-- get motion sickness: pfffft motion sickness is for pussies.
-- think you're attractive: definetly not.. and that comes from knowing i havent had a relationship in the last year or so.
-- think you're a health freak: ummmmmm no. ill eat anything i want, when i want, and then do it again if it tastes good.
-- get along with your parent(s): my parents are the shit for the most part.
-- play an instrument: the spoons
LAYER SIX:
in the past month...
-- drank alcohol: hell yeah.
-- smoked: yea.. i didnt enjoy it
-- done a drug: nahh drugs are for losers
-- had sex: nope.
-- made out: im not that lucky, haha.
-- gone on a date: i dont think so.
-- gone to the mall?: yes, just yesterday to visit chad.
-- eaten an entire box of oreos: no. theyre good, but not that good.
-- been on stage: nope.
-- been dumped: nope.
-- gone skating: yes!
-- made homemade cookies: nope.
-- gone skinnydipping: yeah, in water that was -20 degress. are you fucking insane?
-- dyed your hair: never have.
-- stolen anything: ummm i stole a cherry coke from some kid.. what a chump.
LAYER SEVEN:
Have you ever...
-- played a game that required removal of clothing: once.
-- if so, was it mixed company: what a question.. hell yea
-- been trashed or extremely intoxicated: does not knowing my own name qualify?
-- been caught "doing something": .... depends on if you mean taking a number 2 or beating off. and no in both cases. im not a maniac like chad and beat off every day.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- age you hope to be married: when the time is right.
-- numbers and names of children: ill figure that one out when i have kids. but i like Shala(or Shay) for girls, or Connor for guys.
-- describe your dream wedding: Las vegas, lots of money to gamble, and lots of booze to drink.
-- how do you want to die: in my sleep or speeding down a steep mountain in germany in a porsche.
-- where you want to go to college: harper.
-- what do you want to be when you grow up: something that deals with taking things apart, and fixing them... like cars.
-- what country would you most like to visit: Jamaica.
LAYER NINE:
-- best eye color? anything as long as the eyes make me go crazy.
-- best hair color? anything that looks good.
-- short or long hair: doesnt matter.
-- height: nothing taller than 5'11"
-- best articles of clothing: AE jeans.
-- best first date location: anywhere away from public, calm and good atmosphere to talk and share thoughts, experiences, and anything that comes up in conversation. i like talking..... only to interesting people though.
-- best first kiss location: in a car.
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: if alcohol and pot are drugs... then 2.
-- # of people i could trust with my life: 3. no names required.
-- # of CDs that i own: a ton. they are almost allll burned though.
-- # of piercings: i had my lip done, but people were hating on it. it hurt too.
-- # of tattoos: none. i want one though.
-- # of scars on my body: 3 or 4 on each elbow and knee... one right above my right side hip bone.. from sliding 20 feet on concrete... one on my leg from a german shepard sinking his teeth into me, one right next to my nostril from falling into a stone table, one on my chest from a tv falling on me, one somehwere on my head from a dog jumping on me and knocking the shit out of me..one on my hand from being fucked up from a sled, one on my finger from a vaccum.... i could keep going but i dont think anyone is going to read this.