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[5ofu2ofus]

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[thelionharted]

....And here I thought I was Mrs. Remus Lupin. *mournful look*

[5ofu2ofus]

You had your chance while I was gone. Now you'll just have to accept it and move on. I hear Kingsley is free.

[thelionharted]

Oi, I was gone too. And Kingsley would ...probably squish me like a bug. He's all ...intimidating. And big and muscley.

[5ofu2ofus]

I was gone longer! You know, on second thought, let's not debate about who's been dead longer. It's a little macabre even for me!

Kingsley's so pretty though. He could use a little 'stress relief'.

[thelionharted]

Yeah, bit depressing. We could figure out when the poker game's gonna be!

...I didn't say he wasn't pretty. Sometimes I still wonder why Lily married me, when she could've had the giant oak Kingsley. I'm just a noodle. *grins*

[5ofu2ofus]

Poker! 's brilliant idea James! We ought to give Remus a bit of time to rest up from last night, yeah?

Couple of days and then me separating you lot from all your Galleons.

[thelionharted]

Yeah, we should.

*raises an eyebrow* Right, yeah. You know me 'n Remus 'n Sirius are gonna beat the pants off you. *a beat* --Least Caradoc'll be pleased.

[5ofu2ofus]

I'll have you three on all fours begging for mercy...just the way you like it.

Now let's think up a guest list...

You, Sirius, Remus, Gideon, Benjy, me, Kingsley if we can snag him away from the office, Moody cheats like hell. Constant vigilance my arse he's lookin' right through the cards...

[thelionharted]

You would know. *winks, innocently*

*laughs* I'll work on Kings. Dorcas and Marly, too, if Marly shows up?

[5ofu2ofus]

Looks like! You know, we ought to win this bloody war on sheer tenacity! We're coming back faster than they can kill us.

[thelionharted]

*grins* It's a damn epidemic. Other side should be crying like babies at this point.

[5ofu2ofus]

It really is true, you can't keep a good man down. Or is it you can't keep a good man hard? Can't teach a hard man new tricks? A good trick is hard to find? . . .

[thelionharted]

No, you can keep a good man hard if you're good enough. ....Especially if you've got honey. You might be able to teach a hard man new tricks, I think Remus got Sirius to beg once....

[5ofu2ofus]

Honey? Honey's not kinky. Kinky is using the whole hive.

I'll just bet he did. Cara's still in shock. Not so much over the fact we all went and died and came back almost 40 years later - but over the fact Remus and Sirius didn't get married!

[thelionharted]

Beg to differ, it's quite kinky when Lily uses it.

*laughs* Well, see, there was the little problem of dying, and the Azkaban thing, and all. Kinda hard to get married when one's been locked up for a dozen years.

[5ofu2ofus]

Are you joking? 's what conjugal visits are for! But yeah, I can see dying putting a crimp in things. Lord knows it did for me and Cara.

Still can't rightly figure out how we missed each other. *shrugs* Doesn't matter any now.