how to be a dad

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Title: How to be a Dad
Pairing: JJP (+ implied markson & bamgyeom)
Genre: tweet fic
Summary: AU in which jb & jinyoung are married and yj is their child
A/N: dedicated to gotchick senpai, venerately bb & my daughter Tanya &minchievous



범 @deffappa
I'm never letting YJ near cucumbers agn

Jr. @nyeongpark
@deffappa dONT TWEET ABOUT OUR FAMILY
MATTERS

King @jswang852
@nyeongpark @deffappa yo what happened

범 @deffappa
@jswang852 JS don't get him started.

please

Jr. @nyeongpark
@jswang852 @deffappa JAEBUM THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO FEED OUR SON CUCUMBERS aN-

Jr. @nyeongpark
@jswang852 @deffappa nOw OUR SON IS IN PHYSICAL PAIN HE IS LITERALLY CRYIN IN A CORNER THE MEDICATION hAS NO-

범 @deffappa
@jswang852 I tOLD U

King @jswang852
@deffappa I didn't sign up for this??? I was just genuinely concerned omg n didn't he just told u not to talk abt family matters

Jr. @nyeongpark
@jswang852 @deffappa NOT* TAKEN EFFECT AND OUR POOR BABY BOY HE IS ALLERGIC

King @jswang852
@nyeongpark @deffappa wTF HYUNG U SUCK AT BEING A DAD????

Jr. @nyeongpark
@jswang852 @deffappa iM NEVER LETTINF U NEAR OUR CHILD AGN

King @jswang852
jb hyung is a horrible father should we b surprised

범 @deffappa
@jswang852 @nyeongpark he wAS CRYING AND HE KEPT POINTING AT IT HE ONLY STOPPEDWHEN I HANDED IT TO HIM WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME

Jr. @nyeongpark
@deffappa @jswang852 u’re hiS DAD U SHOULD KNOW HE IS ALLERGIC MY goD

Jr. @nyeongpark
@deffappa @jswang852 WHAT I WANT IS FOR U TO B A PROPER FATHER FOR ONCE JESUS

宜恩 @mwang93
It's a beautiful afternoon

King @jswang852
@mwang93 bABE ABORT THIS RN THIS ISNT THE TIME TO B HERE

宜恩 @mwang93
@jswang852 do I even want to find out what actually happened?

King @jswang852

@mwang93 I’ll tell u later leave b4 jinyoung drags u into this

Jr. @nyeongpark

@mwang93 @jswang852 ??? I can see this conversation???

King @jswang852

@nyeongpark @mwang93 uh-oh hI (-:

범 @deffappa

@nyeongpark @jswang852 I AM TRYING? IT’S NOT EASY BEING A DAD

Jr. @nyeongpark

@deffappa @jswang852 SAVE IT

B’s @flowerboy97
@nyeongpark @defappa @jswang852 bam wants me to ask if youngjae is alrite now we want 2 check if he’s still alive

King @jswang852
@flowerboy97 @nyeongpark @deffappa isn’t he on9 24/7 why isn’t he the one asking

범 @deffappa
@flowerboy97 @nyeongpark @jswang852 isn’t he on9 24/7 why isn’t he the one asking

King @jswang852
@deffappa @flowerboy97 @nyeongpark 0mfg! HyunG WE JINXED

Jr. @nyeongpark
@deffappa @jswang852 @flowerboy97 shut up

King @jswang852
@nyeongpark @deffappa @flowerboy97 I came out to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now?

Jr. @nyeongpark
@deffappa @jswang852 @flowerboy97 yeah he is better now the rash is fading

범 @deffappa
[update] our son is alive

kimbam Y's
@defappa !!!! yay !!!

범 @deffappa
@kimbam knew u were alive somewhere what hav u been doing dude

Y's @kimbam
@defappa 🌚

범 @deffappa
@kimbam nvm I don't eVEN WANT TO KNOW U 2 r cHILDREN

Y's @kimbam
@defappa 🌚k then 🌚

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Jr. @nyeongpark
my strength that keeps me alive & going


King @jswang852
@nyeongpark nice to know that all is good now

Jr. @nyeongpark
@jswang852 ???? everything was fine from the start ????

범 @deffappa
@jswang852 waNG JIA ER DONT GO THERE

King @jswang852
@deffappa ?????

Jr. @nyeongpark
@jswang852 he wrote me a letter of apology

Jr. @nyeongpark
@jswang852 and may or may not have gotten me flowers

A/N: Thank u for reading my first ever fic yayayayyayaay!!111!!