Rochelle is a dime-store hooker
Alright, so we watched The Village. Shockingly enough on the way over there, Rochelle predicted the first half of the movie, then retracted it mid way through. Then pointed it out when she was right. It was awesome. Then I predicted the ending from there.
The only thing i took from it was 2 hours of entertainment, and a strange attraction to blindness.
"Chelle, could I.... uh... blind you?"
"WTF?!!11"
"I wouldn't have to gouge your eyes or anything... I could just uh.. have you drink some anti-freeze."
"If you wanna have sex with a blind chick, we can work something out, shit... but you're not blinding me. I'd sooner let you have a threesome with a blind chick and I."
"omg. I could make a blind bangbus. They'd be so easy to trick!"
"The only person other than you who would think of that is the big cock guy that can't speak english."
"He could be my wingman."
" '.' "
The only thing i took from it was 2 hours of entertainment, and a strange attraction to blindness.
"Chelle, could I.... uh... blind you?"
"WTF?!!11"
"I wouldn't have to gouge your eyes or anything... I could just uh.. have you drink some anti-freeze."
"If you wanna have sex with a blind chick, we can work something out, shit... but you're not blinding me. I'd sooner let you have a threesome with a blind chick and I."
"omg. I could make a blind bangbus. They'd be so easy to trick!"
"The only person other than you who would think of that is the big cock guy that can't speak english."
"He could be my wingman."
" '.' "