So here's what's up

Jun 08, 2009 22:03

I'm a little bit older than I used to be.

I'm a firefighter, 6 months on. It's the best job ever. Seriously. People might tell you they have the best job ever but they are lying. You don't even know.

**FOOTBALL CORNER**Cardinals got the the Super Bowl and blew it. Packers made me cry. Brett Favre is being a bitch. I got an Aaron Rodgers jersey.**END FOOTBALL CORNER**

My life is still hopelessly boring, but every once in a while I get out and do shit that makes me feel like it's worth doing. Part of the problem is that all my friends are now married and boring and FUCK.

I've only wakeboarded one day in my life and i can do the little jump and grab thing. It's neat. I think next time i'll do a double dip roastbeef sandwich.
Huh?

I got a new hat.

I'm buying a house. Come on over and see it. It's fuckin' pink dude.

Tool is playing on the 21. Isn't that BADASS?

Dude. Smoking peep yeah.

I'm starting to get into photography. Only problem is my camera SUCKS DICK. Oh hey I'm just going to set my aperture a little and then camera says "FUCK YOU ALL YOU GET IS CRAPPY AUTOMATIC THAT IS AWFUL" oh well how about shutter speed "NOPE MOTHER FUCKER SIT ON IT AHAHAHAA" well shit can you at least focus on this goddamn bug for me? "HELL NO BY MACRO SETTING I MEAN SHIT THATS FIVE FEET AWAY AND EVEN THEN IT'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY SMEARED A GODDAMN TURD ON YOUR PICTURE I GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO". Someone buy me a Rebel then I'll be happy. I think the guy said the XTi is a good one to start out with. Get on that.

Um. Did I mention my hat?

And that's all. I heard a rumor that Josh Shia LeBouf Sutherland is coming to my neck of the woods and I came on here to see if it was true but I see no mention of it so what the fuck, right? So then I decided to write this shit out in a bout of temporary ego inflation all thinking that people actually give a shit and have been WAITING for a grand post to pop up on my retarded little diary website. Boogers.

Hey I have a facebook if you care. I do that thing more often.
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