Cher (and single prom girls listen up.)
I SAW CHER!!!IT WAS SO AMAZING AND GLITTERY AND TEH VILLAGE PEOPLE WERE THERE HAHAHA 
Now, for you single prom going girls listen up from an old vetran. Its been brought to my attention that prom is just aroud the corner.So here is your scenario.Your friends have dates...you dont.So heres what you do.Go single.Its simple as that.Ill tell a story.My senior year I went to prom single and it was the best prom ever.I could dance with whoever I wanted and only had to worry about me myself and I having a good time..no one else.Trust me you will hear the horror stories such as the classic..."My date left me." to "I saw him with his ex all night." but will you have that problem? Nope.So have fun.Get your friends together and get your krunk on.Trust me I had so much fun...and I was at the single girls table.I later found out that almost every "couple"that went had less fun than I. Prom is going to be what you make it.And no low self esteem for not having a date eaither.Its not allowed.Here is the attitude I suggest."DAMN!I look hott.Any muther that dont wanna dance with me is a douche bag cause I am all that!"Thats the attitude I had and I even won a senior personality!It was a blast and I recommend going single to all girls.I did.It was great.And the year before was great too cause I went with hot ass Matt H.So ladies of the world going to prom single...raise your head proudly for your courageous act and remember that YOU ARE ONE HOT MUTHERFUCKAH!
Now, for you single prom going girls listen up from an old vetran. Its been brought to my attention that prom is just aroud the corner.So here is your scenario.Your friends have dates...you dont.So heres what you do.Go single.Its simple as that.Ill tell a story.My senior year I went to prom single and it was the best prom ever.I could dance with whoever I wanted and only had to worry about me myself and I having a good time..no one else.Trust me you will hear the horror stories such as the classic..."My date left me." to "I saw him with his ex all night." but will you have that problem? Nope.So have fun.Get your friends together and get your krunk on.Trust me I had so much fun...and I was at the single girls table.I later found out that almost every "couple"that went had less fun than I. Prom is going to be what you make it.And no low self esteem for not having a date eaither.Its not allowed.Here is the attitude I suggest."DAMN!I look hott.Any muther that dont wanna dance with me is a douche bag cause I am all that!"Thats the attitude I had and I even won a senior personality!It was a blast and I recommend going single to all girls.I did.It was great.And the year before was great too cause I went with hot ass Matt H.So ladies of the world going to prom single...raise your head proudly for your courageous act and remember that YOU ARE ONE HOT MUTHERFUCKAH!