shit talking shitty talk
Phrases not to be taken seriously:
"Find girls that want to meet you now"
If they havn't said anything to you yet... they probably don't want to at all.
"Contents are hot"
No it's not and what's up with putting it on the bottom of the fuckin cup?!?! Am I going to read it from there? I'd spill it, shit-face!
"Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve"
How the fuck should you know?! For all you know two great big herons could have jizzed out your very existence! Did you come up with that rhyme all by your little self so you wouldn't be a little homo? Oh and Mary was a slut for the Roman guards.
"It's a free country"
Yup, and America WASN'T founded by a group of insane cultist... I mean - they wore belts on their hats to keep the pixies away from Jesus... who was conveniently located in their boots... that also had belts.
"We go beyond the headlines"
Yeah. That's what you're supposed to do douche bag.
"It's because I'm black!"
No. It's because you just tried to rob me asshole!
"And God created the heavens and the earth in 7 days"
Come on... Jews don't even work that fast! And THEY came up with that shit!
"Tobacco is whacko... if you're a teen"
What the fuck is with the "... if you're a teen"? It's "whacko" all the time.
"Live above the influence"
Yet enlarging your penis with a 30% chance of screwin up your urinary system is perfectly fine.
"Violent video games kill"
Yeah... right after I play Grand Theft Auto - I TOTALLY got the whole "cap a bitch" thing down. Go read a fuckin book Hillary.
"They attack us because we've been over there. We've been bombing Iraq for 10 years"
That's one retard talking to a bunch of mindless retards
"What if Lincoln had lived?"
OMG!!! Who'd be on the penny?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WORRIED ABOUT HIS FUCKIN TOP-HAT-ASS FOR?!?!?!
"It'll only hurt for a second"
And if it goes longer... can I stab you in the eye with my soldering iron?
"Find girls that want to meet you now"
If they havn't said anything to you yet... they probably don't want to at all.
"Contents are hot"
No it's not and what's up with putting it on the bottom of the fuckin cup?!?! Am I going to read it from there? I'd spill it, shit-face!
"Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve"
How the fuck should you know?! For all you know two great big herons could have jizzed out your very existence! Did you come up with that rhyme all by your little self so you wouldn't be a little homo? Oh and Mary was a slut for the Roman guards.
"It's a free country"
Yup, and America WASN'T founded by a group of insane cultist... I mean - they wore belts on their hats to keep the pixies away from Jesus... who was conveniently located in their boots... that also had belts.
"We go beyond the headlines"
Yeah. That's what you're supposed to do douche bag.
"It's because I'm black!"
No. It's because you just tried to rob me asshole!
"And God created the heavens and the earth in 7 days"
Come on... Jews don't even work that fast! And THEY came up with that shit!
"Tobacco is whacko... if you're a teen"
What the fuck is with the "... if you're a teen"? It's "whacko" all the time.
"Live above the influence"
Yet enlarging your penis with a 30% chance of screwin up your urinary system is perfectly fine.
"Violent video games kill"
Yeah... right after I play Grand Theft Auto - I TOTALLY got the whole "cap a bitch" thing down. Go read a fuckin book Hillary.
"They attack us because we've been over there. We've been bombing Iraq for 10 years"
That's one retard talking to a bunch of mindless retards
"What if Lincoln had lived?"
OMG!!! Who'd be on the penny?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WORRIED ABOUT HIS FUCKIN TOP-HAT-ASS FOR?!?!?!
"It'll only hurt for a second"
And if it goes longer... can I stab you in the eye with my soldering iron?