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Forgive me if this is a wild generlisation, but it seems to me that almost every person in Dallas has a big ass. Even the small asses at the airport were large. Now, big asses are great things to have, don't get me wrong! Particularly on a transatlantic flight. They're like those neck pillows, but for your hips. Fitting you snugly in the chair, so that no matter where your drink ends up during turbulance, you will stay firmly in place. My only reason for making this rude observation is because i was at the front of the economy class. That meant i had a lot of leg-room (which didn't seem to help - i spent the whole flight sitting on my tail bone trying to get comfortable. Maybe i'm just jelous??), but it also meant i had a fold out tele with a dented touch screen that turned its self on or changed channel every time you brushed it. So, what with the traffic on the aisle of rotund buttox, i either got a blinding light in my sleep or a rude interuption in i flim i wasn't really enjoying anyway. Harumph. Probably Bush's fault, some how.