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On Saturday I went to see the John Waters Christmas Special with Celeste. This is absolutely everything i knew about the event before buying tickets -----> http://www.uclalive.org/event.asp?Event_ID=269
Little did i know that the show would feature: peaches singing in a pink bra and silver undies, women wearing 'cock' costumes fighting to the death, a booze drinking santa claus dancing on stage with his pants pulled down, a winy kid that kept reiterating, "We're the fucking underground in the fucking assholes of fucking america!"
and that was all before the intermession. after the break, john waters, 'the sultan of sleeze,' came out and talked about juggling elves with hard-ons. But he did make a very pertinent point about how Christmas takes people to the edge-
On friday while jaha, daniel, quach and i were eating carne asadas in a mexican restuarant, an elderly woman came up and asked jaha if he could take a picture of her and her family.
No problemo, verdad? No senor.
While jaha was taking the picture, another woman(completely unrelated. she was just sitting in the background of the picture. we'll call her "crazy" for clarity) said, "You better not have me in that picture. Make sure to photoshop me out of it."
everyone was quite taken aback by crazy. So the elderly woman replied, "Don't worry this is a family picture and you're not family."
To retaliate, crazy walked out of the resturaunt and coldly commented, "Well then, you're not a true Christian!"
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in retrospect, john waters must really know what he's talking about. After the show, we walked to diddy pai pai and noticed 5 gay guys walking towards us(im not prejudiced, they were holding hands for gosh sake). they asked me where Royce Hall was. i started giving them directions and stopped mid sentence- "Are you guys going to the John Waters Christmas special?"
"Yea we are!"
"Oh. well. it just ended"
"really but its only 8 o'clock"
then one of the guys takes out his cellphone. stares at it. looks up
"it's 11:30.....faack!"
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UPDATE: while many of you will probably never read this, or care to read it(i know there wasn't much concern on my behalf to correct this- but apparently there has been a mistake in the christian woman restuarant scene. Credit: J.Q.)
the elderly woman took the picture of her family(and crazy, in the background). Then crazy started to swear and curse("bitch" "hoe" "*&^@$!"). As crazy and her man friend go up to leave, THE ELDERLY WOMAN said, "you're not a christian. real christian's don't talk like that"
Little did i know that the show would feature: peaches singing in a pink bra and silver undies, women wearing 'cock' costumes fighting to the death, a booze drinking santa claus dancing on stage with his pants pulled down, a winy kid that kept reiterating, "We're the fucking underground in the fucking assholes of fucking america!"
and that was all before the intermession. after the break, john waters, 'the sultan of sleeze,' came out and talked about juggling elves with hard-ons. But he did make a very pertinent point about how Christmas takes people to the edge-
On friday while jaha, daniel, quach and i were eating carne asadas in a mexican restuarant, an elderly woman came up and asked jaha if he could take a picture of her and her family.
No problemo, verdad? No senor.
While jaha was taking the picture, another woman(completely unrelated. she was just sitting in the background of the picture. we'll call her "crazy" for clarity) said, "You better not have me in that picture. Make sure to photoshop me out of it."
everyone was quite taken aback by crazy. So the elderly woman replied, "Don't worry this is a family picture and you're not family."
To retaliate, crazy walked out of the resturaunt and coldly commented, "Well then, you're not a true Christian!"
-
in retrospect, john waters must really know what he's talking about. After the show, we walked to diddy pai pai and noticed 5 gay guys walking towards us(im not prejudiced, they were holding hands for gosh sake). they asked me where Royce Hall was. i started giving them directions and stopped mid sentence- "Are you guys going to the John Waters Christmas special?"
"Yea we are!"
"Oh. well. it just ended"
"really but its only 8 o'clock"
then one of the guys takes out his cellphone. stares at it. looks up
"it's 11:30.....faack!"
?
UPDATE: while many of you will probably never read this, or care to read it(i know there wasn't much concern on my behalf to correct this- but apparently there has been a mistake in the christian woman restuarant scene. Credit: J.Q.)
the elderly woman took the picture of her family(and crazy, in the background). Then crazy started to swear and curse("bitch" "hoe" "*&^@$!"). As crazy and her man friend go up to leave, THE ELDERLY WOMAN said, "you're not a christian. real christian's don't talk like that"