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BUT FIRST! In a galaxy far, far away RJD2 came to bless the peace loving land of Ackerman Grand Ballroom...
so he played with 4 turn tables and an mpc(made beats so fresh they spelled with a 'z'). I just posted these cause I have got to get me that projector thing for club 433(o you didnt know? well your ass better call somebody)
TOUCANFest '05
"BOOTS, YEAaa! BOOOBS, YEAaa!" - Craig
"Look at this guy, he's suckin' the beer right out of her shirt! YEAAaa!" - Craig, right after dude on the left spills cup of beer on girl's white tee
"YEWWWWWWWWWWWWPPPP" - QUACH
"I can handle a lot[alcohol]. I think its in our blood cause we're anti drinking" - Ali
"Man, i suck at long distance, but im so good at sprinting. Not to brag or anything" - pHYU pHYU!, talking about how she dropped the olympics like a bad habit
"Dude, theyre burning couches outside"- AJ
"PISS ON IT!" - random white guy, shortly thereafter he hosed him down with the water coming in from the left
"The security guy grabbed me and put me into a sleeper hold, he kept saying cool down." - Naki, referring to his unorthodox moshing methods at Sun God last week
"Hey did you get me flippin off the camera?" - Naki, "Wait, wtf?" - Adam, moments after taking the picture
"Dude, kevin. You ruined the shot" - Adam "O...my bad man." - Kevin
"DOOOONNTT CUUUTTT, LOOK AT MY SHIRT AND HIS PANTS. THAT MEANS DOOONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT." - random white guy #2, in line at buck fitty's
"Im gonna order a 12 inch steak burrito, with extra meat"- Hunter, "haha, you're just gonna tell them that?" - AJ, "No man, its written up there. 80 cents." - Hunter
"ILL tell you how to make an Hemiacetyl Ketone, You f*ckin take a carbonyl and OH that shit." - Vatche
"WHAT THE F*CKKK. THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER THIS! F*CKKK YOU QUACH! F*CK YOU!" - kevin, right after quach dropped kevin's sausage on the floor picked it up and put it back in kevin's bun without kevin even noticing, until now.
"Dave, i though you were straight?" - Adam, "I am" - David, as he lights a cig and drinks a beer
"DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH? DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH? THEN WHY YOU GOTTA F*CK ME LIKE ONE?!" - QUACH
The moral of the story, kiddies, is that when someone farts and all the windows are rolled up, YOU'RE F*CKED. When you manage to roll down all the windows and the fart smells worse than before, YOU'RE F*CKIN F*CKED. Dont Fart and Drive, brought to you by the victims of 5/20.
BANG! BANG!