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I so did nothing productive today. (Wait, on the second thought productive equals muffins, and I did those)
Most of the time I just watched Angel, cried and cried and cried. I mean what's with the last episodes?
SPOILERS!! (mark the text)
Cordy died, Fred turned to Illyria (which, don't get me wrong, I love.. because Illyria = <33).. but I'm gonna miss Fred and the whole Wesley/Fred thing got me. Plus Spike, Angel, Lorne and Gunn being depressed..
Yeah..
Connor: [about Illyria] So, does she have any special powers or anything?
Spike: Glad you asked. So far I've established that she can hit like a Mack truck, selectively alter the flow of time and, uh,
[looks through clipboard]
Spike: ... possibly talk to plants.
XD
+ I totally need to post this here. He always makes me laugh
Faith, Hope and Trick
So with Scoobies being seniors now and Buffy being accepted back to school, they have to face Faith - the new Vampire Slayer, Scott Hope - a guy who's trying to date Buffy and Kakistos - an old vampire, which I am hoping to never see again.
Willow: "What if they're lying in wait to arrest me and, and throw me in detention and mar my unblemished record?"
Cordelia: When did you become Martha Stewart?
Buffy: First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.
Xander: I don't believe she slays, either.
Oz: Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to.
Willow: "Have you ever noticed, though, when he is mad but he's too English
to say anything, he makes that weird cluck-cluck sound with his tongue?"
Buffy: "Hi, Giles!"
Buffy: "Big fight. Angel got the pointy end of the sword. Acathla sucked him
into Hell instead of the world. That's about the it."
Buffy: "Oh no, I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you
credit just for speaking it, right?"
Willow: "Come on, Buffy. I mean, the guy is charm, and, and normal, which is
what you wanted to get back to."
Oz: "Plus bonus points for use of the word 'mosey'."
Oz: "I'm gonna' go out on a limb and say there's a new Slayer in town."
Faith: You're Buffy, right? I'm Faith.
Xander: "Wow! They should film that story and show it every Christmas."
Faith: "Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?"
[Everyone looks at buffy]
Faith: So, B, what was your toughest kill?
Faith: "I've seen him. If I'd have known they came that young and cute, I
would've requested a transfer."
Buffy: "Raise your hand if 'ew'."
Willow: "Aha!"
Buffy: "..."
Willow: "Sorry, I just meant... aha! There's a big evil brewin'. You'll never be
bored here, Faith, 'cause this is Sunnydale, home of the big brewin' evil."
Willow: "And over here, we have the cafeteria, where we were mauled by
snakes."
Xander: "And this is the spot where Angel tried to kill Willow."
Willow: "Oh, and over there in the lounge is where Spike and his gang nearly
massacred us all on parent-teacher night. Oh, and up those stairs, I was
sucked into a muddy grave."
Xander: "And they say young people don't learn anything in high school
nowadays, but, um, I've learned to be afraid."
Faith: "You guys are a hoot and a half. I mean, if I had friends like you in high
school, I... probably still would've dropped out, but I might've been sad about it,
you know?"
Cordelia: "What is it with you and Slayers? Maybe I should dress up as one,
and put a stake to your throat."
Xander: "Oh, please, God, don't let that be sarcasm."
Faith: "Well, when I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away, and I only
know one thing: that I'm gonna' win, and they're gonna' lose. I like that feelin'."
Buffy: "Well, sure. Beats that dead feeling you get when they win and you
lose."
Buffy: "She's very personable. She gets along with my friends, my Watcher,
my mom. Look, now she's getting along with my fries."
Faith: "What are you getting so strung out for, B?"
Buffy: "Why are your lips still moving, F?"
Buffy: "No tats. Crappy dressers. And, uh, oh, the one that nearly bit me
mentioned something about kissing toast. He lived for kissing toast."
Giles: "Do you mean 'Kakistos'?"
Buffy: "Maybe it was taquitos. Maybe he lived for taquitos. What?"
Giles: "Kakistos."
Buffy: "Is that bad?"
Scott: "Think of this as my last-ditch effort. I realize that one more is gonna'
qualify as stalking."
Buffy: "Faith, first rule of slaying: don't die."
Buffy: "You hungry?"
Faith: "Starved."
Buffy: Angel was cured.
Giles: I'm sorry?
Buffy: When I killed him, Angel was cured. Your spell worked at the last minute, Will. I was about to take him out, and, um... something went through him... and he was Angel again. He-he didn't rememebr anything that he'd done. He just held me. Um, but i-it was... it was too late, and I-I had to. So I-I told him that I loved him... and I kissed him... and I killed him. I don't know if that helps with your spell or not, Giles.
Willow: Giles, I know you don't like me playing with mystical forces, but I can really help with this binding spell.
Giles: There is no spell.
Buffy: Goodbye.
Beauty and the beasts
When someone is killed during a full moon and Xander falls asleep when he was supposed to watch Oz, everyone thinks it was Oz. While they are investigatig the case, Buffy runs into Angel that's back from hell dimention and has gone wild. She locks him up. They soon find out that it wasn't Oz who killed. It was Pete, Debbie's possesive boyfriend, who has made himself some kind of potion that makes him super-strong. While Buffy and Pete are fighing, Angel bursts in and kills him.
Xander: "No worries, I can handle the Oz full monty. I mean, not handle
handle, like hands to flesh handle.
Willow: "Okay, well, it's not for you. It's for me, 'cause I'm still
getting used to the half monty.
Xander: "Oh, good. Half? You and Oz? Which half?
Faith: "All men are beasts, Buffy.
Buffy: "Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical 'till I was at
least forty.
Faith: "It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy, from
Manimal to Mr. I-love-The-English-Patient has beast in him.
And I don't care how sensitive they act. They're all still
just in for the chase.
Scott: "Well, we're not up to flowers. Are we? Up to flowers? Did I
miss flowers?
Buffy: "No. We're pre-posy. Definitely.
Xander: "Not to freak, I rested my eyes now and then, that's all.
Giles: "How long, exactly, did you rest your eyes for?
Xander: "A little now, a little then.
Buffy: Buffy Summers, reporting for sanity.
Buffy: "I'm afraid to ask.
Cordelia: "Oz ate someone last night.
Willow: "He did not!
Xander: "Oz does not eat people. It's more werewolf play. You know,
I bat you around a little bit, like a cat toy. I have harmless
wolf fun. Is it Oz's fault that, you know, side effect, people
get cut to ribbons, and maybe then he'll take a little nibble
and... I'm not helping, am I?
Giles: "We could ask Faith to watch over him.
Oz: "What, you're having a Slayer watch me? Oh, good, we're not
overreacting.
Oz: "Okay, you know that thing where you bail in the middle of an
upsetting conversation? I have to do that. It's kind of dramatic,
I know, but... sometimes it's a necessary guy thing.
Willow: "And I want you to do the guy thing, but...
Xander: "We're doing crime here. You don't sneak up during crime.
Cordelia: "Okay! Scarred for life. Oh god.
Faith: "I was going kind of crazy in here, but I can get in a few
stakings before sunrise.
Buffy: "Knock yourself out. Not literally, though.
Buffy: "Oh, boy, Faith and her nutty books.
Giles: "Exploring Demon Dimensions," and "History of Acathla."
Buffy: "Yeah, and she still listens to heavy metal. Freaky-deaky.
Giles: "In my experience, there are two types of monster. The first can
be redeemed, or more importantly, wants to be redeemed.
Buffy: "And the second type?
Giles: "The second is void of humanity... cannot respond to reason or love.
Willow: "Glazed or cake? It's fun to watch them make them. They use
this spritzy thing, and they drop the batter into this...
Buffy: "Couldn't sleep, huh?
Willow: "I've been at Mr. Donut since the tv did that snowy thing. How
come you're the wakey-girl? I mean, this time it's not your
boyfriend who's the cold-blooded... Jelly donut?
Buffy: "He definitely marches to the beat of his own drummer. Actually,
I think he makes his own drums.
Giles: "Clearly, we're looking for a depraved, sadistic animal.
Oz: "Present. Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my
timing is impeccable.
Giles: "Faith, you and I team. Willow, stick with Buffy.
Oz: "And I'll... go lock myself in the cage.
Buffy: "It's tricky, covering a fresh shiner like that. You know what works?
Debbie: "What?
Buffy: "Don't get hit.
Angel: Buffy?
Cordelia: "He didn't? Pete was a monster? Where have I been?
Xander: "In your special place, Cor, which is why I adore you.
Cordelia: "Great. Now I'm going to be stuck with serious thoughts all day.
Most of the time I just watched Angel, cried and cried and cried. I mean what's with the last episodes?
SPOILERS!! (mark the text)
Cordy died, Fred turned to Illyria (which, don't get me wrong, I love.. because Illyria = <33).. but I'm gonna miss Fred and the whole Wesley/Fred thing got me. Plus Spike, Angel, Lorne and Gunn being depressed..
Yeah..
Connor: [about Illyria] So, does she have any special powers or anything?
Spike: Glad you asked. So far I've established that she can hit like a Mack truck, selectively alter the flow of time and, uh,
[looks through clipboard]
Spike: ... possibly talk to plants.
XD
+ I totally need to post this here. He always makes me laugh
Faith, Hope and Trick
So with Scoobies being seniors now and Buffy being accepted back to school, they have to face Faith - the new Vampire Slayer, Scott Hope - a guy who's trying to date Buffy and Kakistos - an old vampire, which I am hoping to never see again.
Willow: "What if they're lying in wait to arrest me and, and throw me in detention and mar my unblemished record?"
Cordelia: When did you become Martha Stewart?
Buffy: First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.
Xander: I don't believe she slays, either.
Oz: Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to.
Willow: "Have you ever noticed, though, when he is mad but he's too English
to say anything, he makes that weird cluck-cluck sound with his tongue?"
Buffy: "Hi, Giles!"
Buffy: "Big fight. Angel got the pointy end of the sword. Acathla sucked him
into Hell instead of the world. That's about the it."
Buffy: "Oh no, I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you
credit just for speaking it, right?"
Willow: "Come on, Buffy. I mean, the guy is charm, and, and normal, which is
what you wanted to get back to."
Oz: "Plus bonus points for use of the word 'mosey'."
Oz: "I'm gonna' go out on a limb and say there's a new Slayer in town."
Faith: You're Buffy, right? I'm Faith.
Xander: "Wow! They should film that story and show it every Christmas."
Faith: "Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?"
[Everyone looks at buffy]
Faith: So, B, what was your toughest kill?
Faith: "I've seen him. If I'd have known they came that young and cute, I
would've requested a transfer."
Buffy: "Raise your hand if 'ew'."
Willow: "Aha!"
Buffy: "..."
Willow: "Sorry, I just meant... aha! There's a big evil brewin'. You'll never be
bored here, Faith, 'cause this is Sunnydale, home of the big brewin' evil."
Willow: "And over here, we have the cafeteria, where we were mauled by
snakes."
Xander: "And this is the spot where Angel tried to kill Willow."
Willow: "Oh, and over there in the lounge is where Spike and his gang nearly
massacred us all on parent-teacher night. Oh, and up those stairs, I was
sucked into a muddy grave."
Xander: "And they say young people don't learn anything in high school
nowadays, but, um, I've learned to be afraid."
Faith: "You guys are a hoot and a half. I mean, if I had friends like you in high
school, I... probably still would've dropped out, but I might've been sad about it,
you know?"
Cordelia: "What is it with you and Slayers? Maybe I should dress up as one,
and put a stake to your throat."
Xander: "Oh, please, God, don't let that be sarcasm."
Faith: "Well, when I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away, and I only
know one thing: that I'm gonna' win, and they're gonna' lose. I like that feelin'."
Buffy: "Well, sure. Beats that dead feeling you get when they win and you
lose."
Buffy: "She's very personable. She gets along with my friends, my Watcher,
my mom. Look, now she's getting along with my fries."
Faith: "What are you getting so strung out for, B?"
Buffy: "Why are your lips still moving, F?"
Buffy: "No tats. Crappy dressers. And, uh, oh, the one that nearly bit me
mentioned something about kissing toast. He lived for kissing toast."
Giles: "Do you mean 'Kakistos'?"
Buffy: "Maybe it was taquitos. Maybe he lived for taquitos. What?"
Giles: "Kakistos."
Buffy: "Is that bad?"
Scott: "Think of this as my last-ditch effort. I realize that one more is gonna'
qualify as stalking."
Buffy: "Faith, first rule of slaying: don't die."
Buffy: "You hungry?"
Faith: "Starved."
Buffy: Angel was cured.
Giles: I'm sorry?
Buffy: When I killed him, Angel was cured. Your spell worked at the last minute, Will. I was about to take him out, and, um... something went through him... and he was Angel again. He-he didn't rememebr anything that he'd done. He just held me. Um, but i-it was... it was too late, and I-I had to. So I-I told him that I loved him... and I kissed him... and I killed him. I don't know if that helps with your spell or not, Giles.
Willow: Giles, I know you don't like me playing with mystical forces, but I can really help with this binding spell.
Giles: There is no spell.
Buffy: Goodbye.
Beauty and the beasts
When someone is killed during a full moon and Xander falls asleep when he was supposed to watch Oz, everyone thinks it was Oz. While they are investigatig the case, Buffy runs into Angel that's back from hell dimention and has gone wild. She locks him up. They soon find out that it wasn't Oz who killed. It was Pete, Debbie's possesive boyfriend, who has made himself some kind of potion that makes him super-strong. While Buffy and Pete are fighing, Angel bursts in and kills him.
Xander: "No worries, I can handle the Oz full monty. I mean, not handle
handle, like hands to flesh handle.
Willow: "Okay, well, it's not for you. It's for me, 'cause I'm still
getting used to the half monty.
Xander: "Oh, good. Half? You and Oz? Which half?
Faith: "All men are beasts, Buffy.
Buffy: "Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical 'till I was at
least forty.
Faith: "It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy, from
Manimal to Mr. I-love-The-English-Patient has beast in him.
And I don't care how sensitive they act. They're all still
just in for the chase.
Scott: "Well, we're not up to flowers. Are we? Up to flowers? Did I
miss flowers?
Buffy: "No. We're pre-posy. Definitely.
Xander: "Not to freak, I rested my eyes now and then, that's all.
Giles: "How long, exactly, did you rest your eyes for?
Xander: "A little now, a little then.
Buffy: Buffy Summers, reporting for sanity.
Buffy: "I'm afraid to ask.
Cordelia: "Oz ate someone last night.
Willow: "He did not!
Xander: "Oz does not eat people. It's more werewolf play. You know,
I bat you around a little bit, like a cat toy. I have harmless
wolf fun. Is it Oz's fault that, you know, side effect, people
get cut to ribbons, and maybe then he'll take a little nibble
and... I'm not helping, am I?
Giles: "We could ask Faith to watch over him.
Oz: "What, you're having a Slayer watch me? Oh, good, we're not
overreacting.
Oz: "Okay, you know that thing where you bail in the middle of an
upsetting conversation? I have to do that. It's kind of dramatic,
I know, but... sometimes it's a necessary guy thing.
Willow: "And I want you to do the guy thing, but...
Xander: "We're doing crime here. You don't sneak up during crime.
Cordelia: "Okay! Scarred for life. Oh god.
Faith: "I was going kind of crazy in here, but I can get in a few
stakings before sunrise.
Buffy: "Knock yourself out. Not literally, though.
Buffy: "Oh, boy, Faith and her nutty books.
Giles: "Exploring Demon Dimensions," and "History of Acathla."
Buffy: "Yeah, and she still listens to heavy metal. Freaky-deaky.
Giles: "In my experience, there are two types of monster. The first can
be redeemed, or more importantly, wants to be redeemed.
Buffy: "And the second type?
Giles: "The second is void of humanity... cannot respond to reason or love.
Willow: "Glazed or cake? It's fun to watch them make them. They use
this spritzy thing, and they drop the batter into this...
Buffy: "Couldn't sleep, huh?
Willow: "I've been at Mr. Donut since the tv did that snowy thing. How
come you're the wakey-girl? I mean, this time it's not your
boyfriend who's the cold-blooded... Jelly donut?
Buffy: "He definitely marches to the beat of his own drummer. Actually,
I think he makes his own drums.
Giles: "Clearly, we're looking for a depraved, sadistic animal.
Oz: "Present. Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my
timing is impeccable.
Giles: "Faith, you and I team. Willow, stick with Buffy.
Oz: "And I'll... go lock myself in the cage.
Buffy: "It's tricky, covering a fresh shiner like that. You know what works?
Debbie: "What?
Buffy: "Don't get hit.
Angel: Buffy?
Cordelia: "He didn't? Pete was a monster? Where have I been?
Xander: "In your special place, Cor, which is why I adore you.
Cordelia: "Great. Now I'm going to be stuck with serious thoughts all day.