Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I put money in
foursquarechamp's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I bought porn for
fairytale_sex (10 points). Last month on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday I pushed
wildoatsguy in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-32 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
53_inches
Is it wierd that both me and my girlfriend bought porn for each other?