[34] [Yu-Gi-Oh] Facts of Life
Title: Facts of Life
Series: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Theme no.: 34. But it is hardly suitable for delicate boys
Character(s)/Pairing: Gen: Seto, Mokuba (& mentions of Anzu).
Disclaimer: So very much not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for frank discussion of sex but from more of a scientific level than a sexual level. XD.
Notes (if any): My version of Mokuba getting "The Talk." XDDDD. probably only amusing to geniusgirl and myself because we had a discussion about it here XD
The first time Mokuba asks where babies come from, he is five and his kindergarten teacher is on maternity leave. His father tells him about angels dropping babies off in baskets, and Mokuba dreams of an angel dropping him off one evening, as a sort of consolation for God wanting Mama with Him.
When Mokuba is a bit older and has heard the crude jokes of some of the older boys at the orphanage, he approaches his brother for more information.
Nii-sama informs him that babies are formed by the fusing of a man’s sperm and a woman’s egg and that they grow inside a woman’s uterus, which is apparently not the same as her stomach. And eventually the merged egg and sperm become a fetus. He even shows Mokuba some pictures in a library book, and Mokuba finds it all so incredibly fascinating that he forgets to ask his brother just why it’s called getting knocked up.
He’s eleven when he starts to wonder a bit at Anzu and the fact that sometimes she has to go to the bathroom more than anyone he knows, and so - like always - he goes to Nii-sama.
And Nii-sama sits him down and explains about the menstrual cycle and how a fetus needs the lining of the placenta to grow into a baby, but if there’s no fetus, there’s no need for the placenta lining.
And how it comes out.
“So…” Mokuba ventures after his brother is finished talking. “If Anzu got knocked up, she wouldn’t bleed down there anymore?”
And Nii-sama says not necessarily, that some girls still have their period (and it’s not actually blood, Mokuba, it’s the placenta lining) in their first trimester. He also tells Mokuba to stop using the phrase knocked up because it’s rather rude and it’s likely to get him slapped.
“Okay,” says Mokuba. Then he thinks of something else. “So...how would a man’s sperm get inside Anzu’s uterus?”
Nii-sama raises an eyebrow and asks just what Domino Elementary is teaching them in health class, and Mokuba makes a face and says he doesn’t pay attention to health class because it’s a worthless subject and all they do is say you shouldn’t take candy from strangers. And, like, Mokuba’s known that for years.
So then Nii-sama asks a few questions, about parts of Mokuba’s body that are generally not discussed, and Mokuba answers.
And then Nii-sama makes a circle with the thumb and forefinger of his right hand, holds it out in front of him, and then slowly slides the index finger of his left hand through the circle.
Comprehension dawns. “Oh,” says Mokuba. “Oh.”
“Quite,” Nii-sama says with a smirk, dropping his hands back to his knees. “Any other questions?”
Mokuba is really dying to ask Nii-sama if he’s ever knocked a girl up and if that’s how he knows all this information, but then he decides he really doesn’t want to know because that would mean Nii-sama has girl cooties, and Mokuba wouldn’t be able to hug him anymore, and Mokuba’s a firm believer in ignorance being bliss.
However, as long as Nii-sama’s answering questions, he does have something else that’s been puzzling him for almost as long as Anzu’s frequent bathroom breaks.
“So, Nii-sama,” he begins, utterly confident in Nii-sama’s ability to explain Jounouchi’s confusing words. “What’s a blowjob?”
Series: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Theme no.: 34. But it is hardly suitable for delicate boys
Character(s)/Pairing: Gen: Seto, Mokuba (& mentions of Anzu).
Disclaimer: So very much not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for frank discussion of sex but from more of a scientific level than a sexual level. XD.
Notes (if any): My version of Mokuba getting "The Talk." XDDDD. probably only amusing to geniusgirl and myself because we had a discussion about it here XD
The first time Mokuba asks where babies come from, he is five and his kindergarten teacher is on maternity leave. His father tells him about angels dropping babies off in baskets, and Mokuba dreams of an angel dropping him off one evening, as a sort of consolation for God wanting Mama with Him.
When Mokuba is a bit older and has heard the crude jokes of some of the older boys at the orphanage, he approaches his brother for more information.
Nii-sama informs him that babies are formed by the fusing of a man’s sperm and a woman’s egg and that they grow inside a woman’s uterus, which is apparently not the same as her stomach. And eventually the merged egg and sperm become a fetus. He even shows Mokuba some pictures in a library book, and Mokuba finds it all so incredibly fascinating that he forgets to ask his brother just why it’s called getting knocked up.
He’s eleven when he starts to wonder a bit at Anzu and the fact that sometimes she has to go to the bathroom more than anyone he knows, and so - like always - he goes to Nii-sama.
And Nii-sama sits him down and explains about the menstrual cycle and how a fetus needs the lining of the placenta to grow into a baby, but if there’s no fetus, there’s no need for the placenta lining.
And how it comes out.
“So…” Mokuba ventures after his brother is finished talking. “If Anzu got knocked up, she wouldn’t bleed down there anymore?”
And Nii-sama says not necessarily, that some girls still have their period (and it’s not actually blood, Mokuba, it’s the placenta lining) in their first trimester. He also tells Mokuba to stop using the phrase knocked up because it’s rather rude and it’s likely to get him slapped.
“Okay,” says Mokuba. Then he thinks of something else. “So...how would a man’s sperm get inside Anzu’s uterus?”
Nii-sama raises an eyebrow and asks just what Domino Elementary is teaching them in health class, and Mokuba makes a face and says he doesn’t pay attention to health class because it’s a worthless subject and all they do is say you shouldn’t take candy from strangers. And, like, Mokuba’s known that for years.
So then Nii-sama asks a few questions, about parts of Mokuba’s body that are generally not discussed, and Mokuba answers.
And then Nii-sama makes a circle with the thumb and forefinger of his right hand, holds it out in front of him, and then slowly slides the index finger of his left hand through the circle.
Comprehension dawns. “Oh,” says Mokuba. “Oh.”
“Quite,” Nii-sama says with a smirk, dropping his hands back to his knees. “Any other questions?”
Mokuba is really dying to ask Nii-sama if he’s ever knocked a girl up and if that’s how he knows all this information, but then he decides he really doesn’t want to know because that would mean Nii-sama has girl cooties, and Mokuba wouldn’t be able to hug him anymore, and Mokuba’s a firm believer in ignorance being bliss.
However, as long as Nii-sama’s answering questions, he does have something else that’s been puzzling him for almost as long as Anzu’s frequent bathroom breaks.
“So, Nii-sama,” he begins, utterly confident in Nii-sama’s ability to explain Jounouchi’s confusing words. “What’s a blowjob?”