[AIM Log] Shishido & Fuji
Characters : Fuji Shuusuke & Shishido Ryou
Date : Early hours of this morning
Rating : PG
Summary : Shishido is drunk and Fuji is snarky.
I<3cactai : Shishido! ^_^ How nice to see you online.
SexierThanYou : Well, well. If it isn't Mr Tensai
I<3cactai : Maa, still sore about losing the last round?
SexierThanYou : You just got lucky >_> Next time I'll kick your god damn ass
I<3cactai : It's right here, Shishido ... kiss it. /laugh/
I<3cactai : someone's being a sore loser ^_^
SexierThanYou : The fuck >:E I ain't kissing your ass (sicko)
I<3cactai : Oh, why not? Ohtori's not around.
SexierThanYou : …..
I<3cactai : ^_~
I<3cactai : Oh fine, have it your way.
I<3cactai : You don't know what you're missing though~!
SexierThanYou : I'd rather kiss his ass, but that's none of your concern (and I am _not_ a sore loser)
SexierThanYou : do you see me cutting my hair?
I<3cactai : How cute~
SexierThanYou : yes, I am thanks XD
I<3cactai : I was talking about Ohtori-kun actually. ^_~
I<3cactai : How is Robert?
SexierThanYou : He want's to know if you want a fuck
SexierThanYou : ^_^
SexierThanYou : no strings, apparently
I<3cactai : Really?
I<3cactai : ^_^
SexierThanYou : can't beat 'em, join 'em <--- he says
I<3cactai : Tell him my door is always open
I<3cactai : He's adorable in bed. <3
SexierThanYou : unless he's just horny because he's just drunk a six pack :/
I<3cactai : So?
SexierThanYou : adorable in bed?
I<3cactai : I take it any way I get it. ^_~
SexierThanYou : LMAO
I<3cactai : Well, I'd tell you what he's really like, but I don't want to spoil the roommate relationship, you see ...
I<3cactai : ^_^
I<3cactai : You might kill him out of jealousy ~
SexierThanYou : trust me, it won't spoil anything, the walls are thin
I<3cactai : And that would make me sad!
I<3cactai : Oh~! Well then, did you know he loves it when you ... well, maybe I shouldn't, discretion and all that. No kiss and tell, ne?
I<3cactai : Ask him when he's coming over~! <3
SexierThanYou : What?
SexierThanYou : Spill
I<3cactai : May~be. ^_^
SexierThanYou : Fuck, I'll just ask him. He's pissed out of his face on the floor
I<3cactai : What's the special occasion?
SexierThanYou : errr, nothing. We got cheap booze and take out
SexierThanYou : no reason needed to get trashed XD
I<3cactai : Oh, but now he'll be too drunk to come join me. T_T
SexierThanYou : what! you on something, fuji chan? how can he join you _now_ when it's 2am.
SexierThanYou : you outside my door?
I<3cactai : Maa ... why don't you check? ^_^
SexierThanYou : er, no....
I<3cactai : /sigh/ That's too bad, I guess I'll just have to go home then.
SexierThanYou : oh god, your so funny...hang on...need more beer, yeah
I<3cactai : ^_^ I love to please. ^_^
SexierThanYou : I think someone’s telling fibs, that's not very nice
I<3cactai : You checked! ^_^ I'll be right over~!
I<3cactai : <3
I<3cactai : Well, actually, no, I can't, the trains aren't running anymore.
SexierThanYou : what?! *bangs head* stop messin with me
I<3cactai : Saa ... ^_~
I<3cactai : Oh, fine, I'll stop. ^_^
I<3cactai : Want some wasabi tea? It'll wake you up.
I<3cactai : Perhaps if you offered it to Robert he'd wake up and come play with me? <3
SexierThanYou : aren't you supposed to be becoming one with nature right now? You could blow Rob right now and he wouldn't wake up *kicks him*
I<3cactai : Shhh ... don't tell anyone, promise?
SexierThanYou : eh?
I<3cactai : It's not a shoot in the Amazon. ^_^ I'm actually spending two months in England doing absolutely nothing at all! <3
I<3cactai : Two months in the Amazon is just our own code for vacation. ^_^
SexierThanYou : you people are weird
I<3cactai : Reiko uses that so no one will insist on barging in and cutting it short.
SexierThanYou : how about saying 'No, fuck off'
I<3cactai : Calvin Klein tends to do that.
I<3cactai : But those are my best customers!
SexierThanYou : and you can say it's your artists temperament, or something
I<3cactai : Maa, Shishido ... it's the element of mystery. ^_^
I<3cactai : Besides I have a reputation for being easy to work with.
I<3cactai : I'd like to keep it, ne? ^_^
SexierThanYou : *scratches head*
I<3cactai : Don't think too hard about it, your brain might break. ^_~
SexierThanYou : screw you :p
SexierThanYou : nothing wrong with my brain
SexierThanYou : when I'm sober
I<3cactai : I wish you would. ^_~
I<3cactai : But oh, alright, I mustn't tease lesser beings. ^_^
I<3cactai : Be kind to dumb animals and all that, ne?
SexierThanYou : 'lesser beings' ! what the hell! at least I don't think with my fucking dick
I<3cactai : Sad, really ... perhaps you should, it might make you less tense, ne? ^_^
SexierThanYou : I am not tense, I'm perfectly fine
I<3cactai : Mmm yes you are. ^_^
SexierThanYou : my sex life is perfectly satisfying. so there's no need to think with my cock thankyouverymuch >:F
SexierThanYou : maybe you should try a stable relationship
I<3cactai : But unlike you I'm not happilyinloveeverafter ... so until I do, I take what I can get. ^_^
I<3cactai : Not everyone is loveable like you, Shishi-chan!
SexierThanYou : shishi-chan!? and am not loveable! make me sound like a fucking girl
I<3cactai : You're absolutely adorable, Shishi-darling. ^_^ Though not as much as Robert.
SexierThanYou : adorable!! Oooo, I am so killing you when you get back and Robbie -San can be more of a darling because that's totally gay
I<3cactai : And you're not? Gay, I mean, though I still maintain you're adorable.
SexierThanYou : well obviously ^_~ plushies are adorable, Shishido is HAWT
I<3cactai : I stand corrected. /amused smile/
SexierThanYou : see ^________^
I<3cactai : Of course. /pets your head/ good boy.
SexierThanYou : *punches you in the face* Ave it! as Rob would say ^^
I<3cactai : Ah, too slow, dodged that one. Would work better if I wasn't all the way on the other side of the world, ne?
I<3cactai : ^_^
SexierThanYou : I can wish :p
I<3cactai : Wish hard, maybe it'll happen!
I<3cactai : I'll make a nice spot here on the bed and keep it warm for you. <3
I<3cactai : Or Robbie-san, if you wouldn't mind. ^_^
SexierThanYou : can I kick you out? you can have the floor with rob
I<3cactai : But I'm not in~
SexierThanYou : so what's the point of this conversation?
I<3cactai : Oh, nothing~ Just saying hello. ^_^
I<3cactai : And to find out if you missed me ^_^
I<3cactai : ^_~
SexierThanYou : I always miss having someone to annoy *chu*
I<3cactai : <3
I<3cactai : And I miss my Shishi-rin. ^_^ Don't tell Robert, but I miss those cutesy text messages he sends me, too.
SexierThanYou : I'm gonna tell him that so he can stalk you again
SexierThanYou : ^_^
I<3cactai : As long as he doesn't mind that it's just sex. You're the one who's going to have to live with emo Robert if he gets heartbroken because you brought his hopes up!
I<3cactai : Though he can certainly share my bed everyday if he wants to. ^_^
I<3cactai : He's not at all bad in bed
SexierThanYou : this has nothing to do with me
I<3cactai : Maybe I shouldn't let him stay over every day, I'd need my beauty sleep
SexierThanYou : awww, so if I keep you up long enough you'll turn into a hag?
I<3cactai : Please do! You'll have to sleep sometime, that hair and complexion must take hours of sleep to maintain. ^_^
SexierThanYou : not at all!
SexierThanYou : I'm a natural beauty
I<3cactai : Unfortunately for you, so am I. Let's go have marathon sex right now! ^_^
SexierThanYou : er, no?
I<3cactai : Maa, you wound me.
SexierThanYou : I’m sure
SexierThanYou : have rob when you get back
I<3cactai : Mmm. Can you ship him here? Reiko-san put me in a boring castle far away from civilization, and I can't get anyone to come visit.
SexierThanYou : in a packing crate? sure, he can take you to his parents huge assed mansion in Yorkshire
I<3cactai : Oooh, that might be nice. I'm in somewhere called ... Hertfordshire, I think. How far is that from Yorkshire?
SexierThanYou : how the hell would I know?!
SexierThanYou : *kicks rob to ask him*
SexierThanYou : oh, no response. what a surprise
I<3cactai : Your concern for your roommate astounds me.
I<3cactai : That kick must have done him in!
I<3cactai : /mourns/ My poor Robbie-chan.
SexierThanYou : I'll give you all his belongings as token
I<3cactai : No, don't go through them, or you'll find the various-- well, never mind, if you're peeking it's not like I can stop you is it?
SexierThhanYou : the hell you on about?
I<3cactai : Se~cret ... ^_^
SexierThanYou ::p
SexierThanYou : knowing rob, it'll be something eccentric
I<3cactai : Well, that's for me to know and you to ask him. ^_^
SexierThanYou : eww, not sure I want to :/
I<3cactai : /grins/
SexierThanYou : defiantly don't want to know
I<3cactai : /chuckle/
I<3cactai : Oh, I have to go. /sad/
SexierThanYou : yeah, yeah
SexierThanYou : catch you later loser
I<3cactai : I do believe that until you beat me at pool that title belongs to you. ^_^
I<3cactai : Cya later, alligator. ^_^
I<3cactai : *logs off*
SexierThanYou : arse
Date : Early hours of this morning
Rating : PG
Summary : Shishido is drunk and Fuji is snarky.
I<3cactai : Shishido! ^_^ How nice to see you online.
SexierThanYou : Well, well. If it isn't Mr Tensai
I<3cactai : Maa, still sore about losing the last round?
SexierThanYou : You just got lucky >_> Next time I'll kick your god damn ass
I<3cactai : It's right here, Shishido ... kiss it. /laugh/
I<3cactai : someone's being a sore loser ^_^
SexierThanYou : The fuck >:E I ain't kissing your ass (sicko)
I<3cactai : Oh, why not? Ohtori's not around.
SexierThanYou : …..
I<3cactai : ^_~
I<3cactai : Oh fine, have it your way.
I<3cactai : You don't know what you're missing though~!
SexierThanYou : I'd rather kiss his ass, but that's none of your concern (and I am _not_ a sore loser)
SexierThanYou : do you see me cutting my hair?
I<3cactai : How cute~
SexierThanYou : yes, I am thanks XD
I<3cactai : I was talking about Ohtori-kun actually. ^_~
I<3cactai : How is Robert?
SexierThanYou : He want's to know if you want a fuck
SexierThanYou : ^_^
SexierThanYou : no strings, apparently
I<3cactai : Really?
I<3cactai : ^_^
SexierThanYou : can't beat 'em, join 'em <--- he says
I<3cactai : Tell him my door is always open
I<3cactai : He's adorable in bed. <3
SexierThanYou : unless he's just horny because he's just drunk a six pack :/
I<3cactai : So?
SexierThanYou : adorable in bed?
I<3cactai : I take it any way I get it. ^_~
SexierThanYou : LMAO
I<3cactai : Well, I'd tell you what he's really like, but I don't want to spoil the roommate relationship, you see ...
I<3cactai : ^_^
I<3cactai : You might kill him out of jealousy ~
SexierThanYou : trust me, it won't spoil anything, the walls are thin
I<3cactai : And that would make me sad!
I<3cactai : Oh~! Well then, did you know he loves it when you ... well, maybe I shouldn't, discretion and all that. No kiss and tell, ne?
I<3cactai : Ask him when he's coming over~! <3
SexierThanYou : What?
SexierThanYou : Spill
I<3cactai : May~be. ^_^
SexierThanYou : Fuck, I'll just ask him. He's pissed out of his face on the floor
I<3cactai : What's the special occasion?
SexierThanYou : errr, nothing. We got cheap booze and take out
SexierThanYou : no reason needed to get trashed XD
I<3cactai : Oh, but now he'll be too drunk to come join me. T_T
SexierThanYou : what! you on something, fuji chan? how can he join you _now_ when it's 2am.
SexierThanYou : you outside my door?
I<3cactai : Maa ... why don't you check? ^_^
SexierThanYou : er, no....
I<3cactai : /sigh/ That's too bad, I guess I'll just have to go home then.
SexierThanYou : oh god, your so funny...hang on...need more beer, yeah
I<3cactai : ^_^ I love to please. ^_^
SexierThanYou : I think someone’s telling fibs, that's not very nice
I<3cactai : You checked! ^_^ I'll be right over~!
I<3cactai : <3
I<3cactai : Well, actually, no, I can't, the trains aren't running anymore.
SexierThanYou : what?! *bangs head* stop messin with me
I<3cactai : Saa ... ^_~
I<3cactai : Oh, fine, I'll stop. ^_^
I<3cactai : Want some wasabi tea? It'll wake you up.
I<3cactai : Perhaps if you offered it to Robert he'd wake up and come play with me? <3
SexierThanYou : aren't you supposed to be becoming one with nature right now? You could blow Rob right now and he wouldn't wake up *kicks him*
I<3cactai : Shhh ... don't tell anyone, promise?
SexierThanYou : eh?
I<3cactai : It's not a shoot in the Amazon. ^_^ I'm actually spending two months in England doing absolutely nothing at all! <3
I<3cactai : Two months in the Amazon is just our own code for vacation. ^_^
SexierThanYou : you people are weird
I<3cactai : Reiko uses that so no one will insist on barging in and cutting it short.
SexierThanYou : how about saying 'No, fuck off'
I<3cactai : Calvin Klein tends to do that.
I<3cactai : But those are my best customers!
SexierThanYou : and you can say it's your artists temperament, or something
I<3cactai : Maa, Shishido ... it's the element of mystery. ^_^
I<3cactai : Besides I have a reputation for being easy to work with.
I<3cactai : I'd like to keep it, ne? ^_^
SexierThanYou : *scratches head*
I<3cactai : Don't think too hard about it, your brain might break. ^_~
SexierThanYou : screw you :p
SexierThanYou : nothing wrong with my brain
SexierThanYou : when I'm sober
I<3cactai : I wish you would. ^_~
I<3cactai : But oh, alright, I mustn't tease lesser beings. ^_^
I<3cactai : Be kind to dumb animals and all that, ne?
SexierThanYou : 'lesser beings' ! what the hell! at least I don't think with my fucking dick
I<3cactai : Sad, really ... perhaps you should, it might make you less tense, ne? ^_^
SexierThanYou : I am not tense, I'm perfectly fine
I<3cactai : Mmm yes you are. ^_^
SexierThanYou : my sex life is perfectly satisfying. so there's no need to think with my cock thankyouverymuch >:F
SexierThanYou : maybe you should try a stable relationship
I<3cactai : But unlike you I'm not happilyinloveeverafter ... so until I do, I take what I can get. ^_^
I<3cactai : Not everyone is loveable like you, Shishi-chan!
SexierThanYou : shishi-chan!? and am not loveable! make me sound like a fucking girl
I<3cactai : You're absolutely adorable, Shishi-darling. ^_^ Though not as much as Robert.
SexierThanYou : adorable!! Oooo, I am so killing you when you get back and Robbie -San can be more of a darling because that's totally gay
I<3cactai : And you're not? Gay, I mean, though I still maintain you're adorable.
SexierThanYou : well obviously ^_~ plushies are adorable, Shishido is HAWT
I<3cactai : I stand corrected. /amused smile/
SexierThanYou : see ^________^
I<3cactai : Of course. /pets your head/ good boy.
SexierThanYou : *punches you in the face* Ave it! as Rob would say ^^
I<3cactai : Ah, too slow, dodged that one. Would work better if I wasn't all the way on the other side of the world, ne?
I<3cactai : ^_^
SexierThanYou : I can wish :p
I<3cactai : Wish hard, maybe it'll happen!
I<3cactai : I'll make a nice spot here on the bed and keep it warm for you. <3
I<3cactai : Or Robbie-san, if you wouldn't mind. ^_^
SexierThanYou : can I kick you out? you can have the floor with rob
I<3cactai : But I'm not in~
SexierThanYou : so what's the point of this conversation?
I<3cactai : Oh, nothing~ Just saying hello. ^_^
I<3cactai : And to find out if you missed me ^_^
I<3cactai : ^_~
SexierThanYou : I always miss having someone to annoy *chu*
I<3cactai : <3
I<3cactai : And I miss my Shishi-rin. ^_^ Don't tell Robert, but I miss those cutesy text messages he sends me, too.
SexierThanYou : I'm gonna tell him that so he can stalk you again
SexierThanYou : ^_^
I<3cactai : As long as he doesn't mind that it's just sex. You're the one who's going to have to live with emo Robert if he gets heartbroken because you brought his hopes up!
I<3cactai : Though he can certainly share my bed everyday if he wants to. ^_^
I<3cactai : He's not at all bad in bed
SexierThanYou : this has nothing to do with me
I<3cactai : Maybe I shouldn't let him stay over every day, I'd need my beauty sleep
SexierThanYou : awww, so if I keep you up long enough you'll turn into a hag?
I<3cactai : Please do! You'll have to sleep sometime, that hair and complexion must take hours of sleep to maintain. ^_^
SexierThanYou : not at all!
SexierThanYou : I'm a natural beauty
I<3cactai : Unfortunately for you, so am I. Let's go have marathon sex right now! ^_^
SexierThanYou : er, no?
I<3cactai : Maa, you wound me.
SexierThanYou : I’m sure
SexierThanYou : have rob when you get back
I<3cactai : Mmm. Can you ship him here? Reiko-san put me in a boring castle far away from civilization, and I can't get anyone to come visit.
SexierThanYou : in a packing crate? sure, he can take you to his parents huge assed mansion in Yorkshire
I<3cactai : Oooh, that might be nice. I'm in somewhere called ... Hertfordshire, I think. How far is that from Yorkshire?
SexierThanYou : how the hell would I know?!
SexierThanYou : *kicks rob to ask him*
SexierThanYou : oh, no response. what a surprise
I<3cactai : Your concern for your roommate astounds me.
I<3cactai : That kick must have done him in!
I<3cactai : /mourns/ My poor Robbie-chan.
SexierThanYou : I'll give you all his belongings as token
I<3cactai : No, don't go through them, or you'll find the various-- well, never mind, if you're peeking it's not like I can stop you is it?
SexierThhanYou : the hell you on about?
I<3cactai : Se~cret ... ^_^
SexierThanYou ::p
SexierThanYou : knowing rob, it'll be something eccentric
I<3cactai : Well, that's for me to know and you to ask him. ^_^
SexierThanYou : eww, not sure I want to :/
I<3cactai : /grins/
SexierThanYou : defiantly don't want to know
I<3cactai : /chuckle/
I<3cactai : Oh, I have to go. /sad/
SexierThanYou : yeah, yeah
SexierThanYou : catch you later loser
I<3cactai : I do believe that until you beat me at pool that title belongs to you. ^_^
I<3cactai : Cya later, alligator. ^_^
I<3cactai : *logs off*
SexierThanYou : arse