a few questions:
is starbucks owned by anyone? or is it just owned by itself (or whatever)?
where can i find out what companies starbucks owns?
i know starbucks owns SBC, but do they own tully's? my casey told me they bought tully's six months ago. and i told him he was WRONG...
cuz i thought tully's was all "hey! starbucks! you'll never get us alive!! your coffee tastes like burn!!!"
and starbucks was all like, "see if i care, you smelly, green T. i'm the biggest coffee company in the world and i can do whatever the fuck i want and people will LIKE it cuz i told them to. what."
and then tully's was all "whatever fuckwad. shove your caramel halfcaf maccachino up your ass."
and starbucks was like "you wanna make somethin of it?"
and tully's was like "no."
and starbucks was like "i thought so."
but apparently i may be mistaken...
anyone care to substantiate any of this for me?
where can i find out what companies starbucks owns?
i know starbucks owns SBC, but do they own tully's? my casey told me they bought tully's six months ago. and i told him he was WRONG...
cuz i thought tully's was all "hey! starbucks! you'll never get us alive!! your coffee tastes like burn!!!"
and starbucks was all like, "see if i care, you smelly, green T. i'm the biggest coffee company in the world and i can do whatever the fuck i want and people will LIKE it cuz i told them to. what."
and then tully's was all "whatever fuckwad. shove your caramel halfcaf maccachino up your ass."
and starbucks was like "you wanna make somethin of it?"
and tully's was like "no."
and starbucks was like "i thought so."
but apparently i may be mistaken...
anyone care to substantiate any of this for me?