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[50starhero]

*A- ah~ ACHOOOOOO!!!* 'm not feeling too well. I must be in a slump. *sniffle*

The worst part isn't the runny nose or the sore throat, it's the tummy ache. I- I think I might have to skip second lunch. That would suck so much!!!

*sniffle*

But not to worry! I will preserve; I will fight on! I will conquer this cold! You can count on it!!!

Comments

[thesnakecharm]

Aww, geez, don't go spreading it around to the whole ship! Rest!

[50starhero]

I promise not to sneeze in anybody's face! Come on, I don't wanna go to bed! I can win this! Just give me four-- no, two days and I'll have my cold under control!

I've got *sniffle* a plan!

[thesnakecharm]

Ew, no. 'Cause you'll just sneeze into your hands, and then touch everything and then everybody will come down with the same, stupid cold and we really, really don't need that.

You got a plan, you carry it out--in your room.

[50starhero]

No need to worry. My bailout plan if flawless. It'll reverse all negative effects of this cold. I've got it all figured out. There's no need to lock me up in bed yet!

[thesnakecharm]

Funny enough--it's usually the plans people claim are flawless that fail the worst.

[50starhero]

Hey...! Aren't you even going to ask me what my flawless plan is before you shoot it down like that?!

[thesnakecharm]

...Fine, what's this amazing plan?

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[50starhero]

Simple. They say that the best way to get rid of a cold is to give it to someone else, right? All I have to do is find the enemy and give my cold to them!

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[thesnakecharm]

I've never heard that before in my life

Aaaand if you happen to give it to someone else in the process?

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[50starhero]

I'll just have to take it back then.

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[thesnakecharm]

I think a cold is a bit like a children's game. No tag-backs and all that.

What happens if you can't find your enemy to give them the cold?

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[50starhero]

No tag backs? Then I'll have to call a time out until I can find the enemy!

And if I can't find the enemy, I'll be forced to declare a War On Sickness. We'll hunt down all of the germs in the world and make sure they pay.

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[thesnakecharm]

Yes, calling a time-out--like staying in your room!

And...I'm not sure a War on sickness would be....feasible...

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[50starhero]

That's right, like staying in my-- Hey! No fair, you tricked me!

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[thesnakecharm]

Why look at that, so I did.

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[50starhero]

*sigh* ...You win the battle, but the war ain't over. I'll turn in for the night...