This is the dawning of the age of asparagus
What? Matt's writing in his live journal? Whoah, man.
I work at a juice bar for dogs. Well for people and dogs, technically. It's pretty sweet. I drink a lot of smoothies.
Blah blah blah, details of my life, blah blah blah.
I guess I'll use this space to talk about my feelings. I'm lonely. There's millions of years of evolution telling me to procreate, I'm fairly good looking and I'm amazing in bed, and yet my nights are spent listening to worn Roy Orbison records and crying into my pillow. Did you know that men produce enough sperm in one ejaculation to impregnate every woman in the world three times over? And I haven't even impregnated one. That's lame, man. Well, whining about it isn't going to help. Thanks for letting me get that out of my system.
Toot toot.
I work at a juice bar for dogs. Well for people and dogs, technically. It's pretty sweet. I drink a lot of smoothies.
Blah blah blah, details of my life, blah blah blah.
I guess I'll use this space to talk about my feelings. I'm lonely. There's millions of years of evolution telling me to procreate, I'm fairly good looking and I'm amazing in bed, and yet my nights are spent listening to worn Roy Orbison records and crying into my pillow. Did you know that men produce enough sperm in one ejaculation to impregnate every woman in the world three times over? And I haven't even impregnated one. That's lame, man. Well, whining about it isn't going to help. Thanks for letting me get that out of my system.
Toot toot.