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[4x4_of_manly]

HEY FLINT

You should go to the stupid dance with me.

[Lighter might be joking. And he might have been drinking while he posted this. Just enough for him to find dumb shit like this hilarious. And enough for him to not click the 'private' button properly.]

Comments

[pedaltothemetal]

I thought what we had was special.

[4x4_of_manly]

I will punch you.

[4x4_of_manly]

Wait, how are you even reading this?!

[pedaltothemetal]

Magic.

I'm like a wizard of the internet.

An internet wizard.

Oooweeeooooo.

[4x4_of_manly]

Yeah right.

There's no magic on the internet. Is there?

[pedaltothemetal]

Lots of magic.

An energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

[4x4_of_manly]

...Are you doing some kind of drugs?

[pedaltothemetal]

Are you?

[4x4_of_manly]

Of course not!

[pedaltothemetal]

You just asked Flint to the dance.

[4x4_of_manly]

There's a manly and not queer reason for it, too. Not that you'd understand.

[pedaltothemetal]

Enlighten me.

[4x4_of_manly]

He won't expect me to dance, I won't expect him to dance except I'll try to make him do it alone anyway to laugh at him, and it'll give us a good excuse to turn down anyone else who tries to ask. Pretty damn foolproof.

[pedaltothemetal]

And gay.

[4x4_of_manly]

No it isn't!

[pedaltothemetal]

Right, right.