cock sauce and sex talks....
today i went to the MOSC (MICH. ORTHOPEDIC SURGICAL CENTER for those not privy) for about 4 transports. that's actually a lot for me. at one point i just decided to pop a squat in the break room to eat some PB (cause i'm poor and cheap) and this doctor had some, what Josh has dubbed, the Cock Sauce. basically it's a hot sauce with a garlic flavor to it. he's comes up to me and says, "you need to try this sauce in some of the PB, it's really good." being the adventurer that i am, i give it a throw...i was impressed. i never thought the unlikely combo of cock sauce and PB would taste so delectable.
later that day, i bought myself a Men's Health magazine. it's the only good mag at the hospital that doesn't strive for female superiority and love new tips on the latest diet fad (i read too much Red Book and Cosmo over there already. i need the change). i lay it down for a bit, and when i come back, the ladies are looking at the advertisement for sex pillows. you know, the ones with triangular pillows to make "whoopie" more comfortable...i guess. then pat, one of the nurses, says, " you know, you should never fake and orgasm." while holding back my laughter, i said, " yes, because it give us men a false security of our performance." i really can't believe i had a sex talk with the 30 to 50 somethings at work. needless to say, it was awkward...but funny.
pat " here honey, just let me finish it off" conroy
later that day, i bought myself a Men's Health magazine. it's the only good mag at the hospital that doesn't strive for female superiority and love new tips on the latest diet fad (i read too much Red Book and Cosmo over there already. i need the change). i lay it down for a bit, and when i come back, the ladies are looking at the advertisement for sex pillows. you know, the ones with triangular pillows to make "whoopie" more comfortable...i guess. then pat, one of the nurses, says, " you know, you should never fake and orgasm." while holding back my laughter, i said, " yes, because it give us men a false security of our performance." i really can't believe i had a sex talk with the 30 to 50 somethings at work. needless to say, it was awkward...but funny.
pat " here honey, just let me finish it off" conroy