I find this funny.
I heard this ringing in my ear this morning while sitting at the kitchen table drinking my coffee and having a cigarette. I ignored it, thinking it would go away. Well, it didn't go away and I thought, "wow maybe i shouldn't have killed off so many brain cells in the past few weeks". Then I realized it was my alarm clock downstairs. God damned thing. When it goes off I never hear it, so I oversleep. And when I do hear it, I'm already awake.
Anyways, ...wait what was I about to say...Oh right. So I was actually awake this morning. Truth is I never went to bed. So, I made coffee and scraped the ice of the damned car, I even opened the blinds to let the blasted sunlight in. And what happens? My mom is dead a-fucking-sleep on the couch. Great. So I handled it like I handle almost everything. I sat down, poured myself another cup of coffee, lit up another cigarette and stared into the screen of my computer for a while. I don't know how long I spent doing that, but when I finally came to I thought to myself, why not write in my ELJAY!!!! OMG>)(*^%*?><>?":|{$%{}|@#!!anal!!se!!x!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!oneone11!!exclamat!!ionpoint!!11!!
So. That's exactly what I did.
Now go fuck off.
Anyways, ...wait what was I about to say...Oh right. So I was actually awake this morning. Truth is I never went to bed. So, I made coffee and scraped the ice of the damned car, I even opened the blinds to let the blasted sunlight in. And what happens? My mom is dead a-fucking-sleep on the couch. Great. So I handled it like I handle almost everything. I sat down, poured myself another cup of coffee, lit up another cigarette and stared into the screen of my computer for a while. I don't know how long I spent doing that, but when I finally came to I thought to myself, why not write in my ELJAY!!!! OMG>)(*^%*?><>?":|{$%{}|@#!!anal!!se!!x!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!oneone11!!exclamat!!ionpoint!!11!!
So. That's exactly what I did.
Now go fuck off.