CONTINUE TO SPREAD THE WORD OF DAMION AND HIS TRAVELS!
THIS WEEKEND DAMION MADE A TRIP TO CASE WESTERN RESERVE UNIVERSITY TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THE FUTURE AND WHAT MUST BE DONE TO CONQUER THE COCKROACHES.
DAMION SPOKE TO STUDENTS, TEACHERS, AND ROBOTS (IT IS AN INSTITUTIONTHAT RESEARCHES SUCH THINGS) ABOUT THE DANGERS OF TWINKIES IN THE FUTURE.
DUE TO A LACK OF SLEEP FROM SPREADING THE WORD, HIS EYES HAVE BECOME BLOODSHOT
DAMION WAS ALSO SMOKING FAT JOINTS AND THAT MAY ACCOUNT FOR SOME OF THE REDNESS AS WELL
HE MADE ME GET HIM A LOT OF TWINKIES AFTER THE JOINTS
BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT. THE MISSION TO CASE WESTERN WAS SUCCESSFUL, TWINKIE CONSUMPTION HAS INCREASED MANY FOLD IN THE AREA.
WHEN WE GOT BACK HE SHOWED ME HIS TIME ROCKET THAT HE USED TO COME TO THE YEAR 2005
IT WAS BUILT FOR HIM BY THE FURBY NAMED ROBERT K. AT SOLON MIDDLE SCHOOL UNDER THE GUISE OF A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.
THIS MAY LOOK LIKE A FAYGO BOTTLE THE YOU FILL WITH WATER AND THE PRESSURE SHOOTS IT INTO THE AIR TO AN UNSTRAINED EYE.
BUT IN REALITY IT IS A TIME DEVICE. DAMION SQUEEZES INSIDE AND USES HIS FURBY POWERS COMBINED WITH ADVANCED TWINKIE TECHNOLOGY TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND SPACE