7th Migrant Seal- Getting drunk on going around the world, there is room only for bystanders

[4thdimensnskrt]

[So everything's back to normal, and Maya got mail! She wasn't expecting mail, though vaguely she was wondering if she had to pay bills or anything, not that Switzerland couldn't just, you know, pay them himself since he'd been there longer anyways. Since, you know, there was no way Maya would pay any bills because she was the goddamned Disaster

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[sniper_shark]

Someone looks happy.

1/2

[4thdimensnskrt]

Of course I'm happy. Why wouldn't I be-

2/2

[4thdimensnskrt]

[Oh, it's you. Good mood instantly soured.]

Could you possibly stay dead for once?

[sniper_shark]

You aren't getting rid of me that easily...

[His voice does not sound as confident as his words would suggest.]

[4thdimensnskrt]

Oh, really? How much would you like to bet on that?

[sniper_shark]

I'm already betting my life on it.

[4thdimensnskrt]

That's a rather high price you're putting at stake.

[sniper_shark]

You're a drifter too ya know... that's just the way life is for us.

[4thdimensnskrt]

I know how to stay out of trouble, though.

[Really? Truly? Since when?]

[sniper_shark]

Didn't think your little dress-up trick included bad jokes.

[4thdimensnskrt]

And I didn't think you had such a mouth on you.

[sniper_shark]

...really? You really didn't?

You must pay less attention to anything that isn't shiny than I though.

[4thdimensnskrt]

[Oh, you.]

You know, I could very much shoot you myself, if I wanted.

[sniper_shark]

Yeah.

And then I come back to life and tell Princess. I don't think you wanna deal with that.

[4thdimensnskrt]

...

You're a very horrible mood killer, I hope you know.

[sniper_shark]

Yep, and it's one of the reasons I'm not gonna bother killing anyone unless I have to. They just come back the next day, and then she finds out and I won't hear the end of it.