Episode 101 - "So, Who Really Stole the Cameras?"
Just because 2004 was ending, doesn't mean that the last two months of the year weren't packed with insanity. I moved into a new apartment, had a huge party for Diego's b-day that almost got me arrested, lost half of my eye lashes, turned the apt into "Club Michelle", hit up a goth club, let a clepto coke head move in for a few weeks, and much more. Yeah, I'd have to say that November and December 2004 were two crazy months. But one of the biggest questions still remains...
Guest Stars: Izzy, Caitlin, Jacob, Diego, Choach, Cheryl, Michelle, Luni, Carmen, Kristin, Yoka & Richard.
So, Nov. 1st was the big move...Alexandra and I moved in together. Denise was supposed to move in with us originally, but she backed out. Oh well, she comes over enough that it's like she does live here. Here's Ale cleaning up for our first big party to celebrate Diego's birthday. Introduced: THE 'BF' HAT!!! Lol...after we all saw the movie "White Chicks," which we watched about 2000 times, we all started using 'BF' on a regular basis. So, we put stick-on letters on a blank hat and called it the BF Hat. So many people wore this...
When we first moved in, we saw a lot of Izzy! Wonder where he's been lately???
I have no idea what's going on in this picture...lol all I no is that Niecy is making the ugliest face I've ever seen in my life!
Even for his birthday, Diego wouldn't let us take a picture of him! He hated having his picture taken!
Here's Jacob...with his shirt off *what else is new* and before he was taken from my house by ambulance...
So, apparently everyone got too drunk to continue taking pictures, but this is how the story goes...so many people showed up for the party...even these random ghettos that we didn't know. Yeah, so one of them was in a gang and got in a fight with someone in front of my house. When the cops were driving by, they saw him and decided to crash the party. Meanwhile, I was passed out up stairs in my room totally drunk. The cops were down stairs and made everyone over 18 leave and those who weren't 18...they called all their parents. I guess this one little girl was being a stupid bitch to the cops and really pissed them off. Anyways, they told Kelly that Alexandra and I were going to be arrested because there were people under age drinking in our house, but because her and I were so drunk, they didn't. So, we had to make a vow from then on not to have crazy parties and not let gang members come. Especially since one of them stole my Sean John jacket and then wore it into Wal-Mart the following night when I was working!!! I loved that jacket...this was the first thing stolen from our apartment, and it isn't the last. Just you wait and see over time all the things that go missing!
Anways, I'll never forget the night that I told Yoka that I would let her plaster my face for a school project. Apparently we didn't put enough vaseline around my eyes, and when we tried pulling it off of my face, my eye lashes were all stuck in the paster. I literally had to tear it off...if you could have seen the number of eye lashes that came off with the mask, you'd have wondered how I even had any left.
So, Choach had been growing his hair out for awhile, and thank god he cut it, because it was starting to get ridiculous. Anyways, he is always trying to aggravate someone. Luckily it was Denise's turn...
Everyone kind of got in on it...the 'Let's Rape Denise' campaign!
Open up Niecy!!!
Then came...*totally out of character for Kel and I*
Cheryl had begged and begged us to go with her to a Goth club one night with her since she always goes to our ghetto clubs, so we finally gave in. It was a funny night!
Then Michelle and Jen and I decided to randomly drink on a Wednesday night...Michelle set up the disco ball and she called it "Club Michelle," which is a spin-off of the famous "Club Kel," which we call anytime when Kelly goes to a random party where we don't know anyone and pops in a volume and makes everyone get up and dance. She can turn any boring party into "Club Kel"! Michelle and I switched hats...
Here I am dancin @ Club Michelle...not lookin so gangsta in the hot pink hat lol...
So, now the pictures end for awhile due to Niecy and I getting our cameras absolutely stolen! You see, we had a whole night dedicated to trying to figure out who the camera thief was. There were probably 5 or 6 suspects...you see we had another party in December and there were more randoms that showed up...all of which were Choach's friends.
Well, thank god that just in time for New Year's Eve, Niecy bought a new camera...I bought mine in January w/X-mas money, and we keep very good track of them wherever we go now!
For New Year's Eve this past year, we hit up Carmen's house. Tons of people came and went that night. It was a blast.
2Blu2BeTru New Year's Eve style...
Like Luni's shirt?
Ummm, looks like Yoka wasn't having a good time!
I don't think you could understand the amount of alcohol consumed...even for us, it was a lot!
Don't worry, even as times change, we still have tourettes!!!
The one in the middle here, Eric, is one of the suspects of the stolen cameras. He was our clepto coke head friend that we didn't know was bad and we let him live with us until he moved to New York.
Well, that's it...2004 is officially over (and soon so will 2005)!!!
Episode 101 Recap...5 things you should have learned...
1. Parties @ my house lead to things getting stolen.
2. 'BF' is the new 'vicious'.
3. Don't let Yoka con you into helping out with any school projects.
4. The meaning of 'Club Kel'.
5. December 12, 2003 Jacob was in the hopital and November 6, 2004 he was in the hospital, so Jacob is currently due to end up in the hospital. If you don't remember the 1st visit, check out a re-run of Episode 67!
What was playin @ 'Club Kel' in November/December 2004:
Volumes 16 & 17 were spinnin at this time! Favorites were:
1. Daddy Yankee feat. Wisin y Yandel - No Me Dejes Solo
2. R. Kelly & Jay-Z - She's Coming Home With Me
3. Destiny's Child - Through With Love
4. Keyshia Cole - I Should Have Cheated
5. Lloyd Banks feat. Avant - Karma
Guest Stars: Izzy, Caitlin, Jacob, Diego, Choach, Cheryl, Michelle, Luni, Carmen, Kristin, Yoka & Richard.
So, Nov. 1st was the big move...Alexandra and I moved in together. Denise was supposed to move in with us originally, but she backed out. Oh well, she comes over enough that it's like she does live here. Here's Ale cleaning up for our first big party to celebrate Diego's birthday. Introduced: THE 'BF' HAT!!! Lol...after we all saw the movie "White Chicks," which we watched about 2000 times, we all started using 'BF' on a regular basis. So, we put stick-on letters on a blank hat and called it the BF Hat. So many people wore this...
When we first moved in, we saw a lot of Izzy! Wonder where he's been lately???
I have no idea what's going on in this picture...lol all I no is that Niecy is making the ugliest face I've ever seen in my life!
Even for his birthday, Diego wouldn't let us take a picture of him! He hated having his picture taken!
Here's Jacob...with his shirt off *what else is new* and before he was taken from my house by ambulance...
So, apparently everyone got too drunk to continue taking pictures, but this is how the story goes...so many people showed up for the party...even these random ghettos that we didn't know. Yeah, so one of them was in a gang and got in a fight with someone in front of my house. When the cops were driving by, they saw him and decided to crash the party. Meanwhile, I was passed out up stairs in my room totally drunk. The cops were down stairs and made everyone over 18 leave and those who weren't 18...they called all their parents. I guess this one little girl was being a stupid bitch to the cops and really pissed them off. Anyways, they told Kelly that Alexandra and I were going to be arrested because there were people under age drinking in our house, but because her and I were so drunk, they didn't. So, we had to make a vow from then on not to have crazy parties and not let gang members come. Especially since one of them stole my Sean John jacket and then wore it into Wal-Mart the following night when I was working!!! I loved that jacket...this was the first thing stolen from our apartment, and it isn't the last. Just you wait and see over time all the things that go missing!
Anways, I'll never forget the night that I told Yoka that I would let her plaster my face for a school project. Apparently we didn't put enough vaseline around my eyes, and when we tried pulling it off of my face, my eye lashes were all stuck in the paster. I literally had to tear it off...if you could have seen the number of eye lashes that came off with the mask, you'd have wondered how I even had any left.
So, Choach had been growing his hair out for awhile, and thank god he cut it, because it was starting to get ridiculous. Anyways, he is always trying to aggravate someone. Luckily it was Denise's turn...
Everyone kind of got in on it...the 'Let's Rape Denise' campaign!
Open up Niecy!!!
Then came...*totally out of character for Kel and I*
Cheryl had begged and begged us to go with her to a Goth club one night with her since she always goes to our ghetto clubs, so we finally gave in. It was a funny night!
Then Michelle and Jen and I decided to randomly drink on a Wednesday night...Michelle set up the disco ball and she called it "Club Michelle," which is a spin-off of the famous "Club Kel," which we call anytime when Kelly goes to a random party where we don't know anyone and pops in a volume and makes everyone get up and dance. She can turn any boring party into "Club Kel"! Michelle and I switched hats...
Here I am dancin @ Club Michelle...not lookin so gangsta in the hot pink hat lol...
So, now the pictures end for awhile due to Niecy and I getting our cameras absolutely stolen! You see, we had a whole night dedicated to trying to figure out who the camera thief was. There were probably 5 or 6 suspects...you see we had another party in December and there were more randoms that showed up...all of which were Choach's friends.
Well, thank god that just in time for New Year's Eve, Niecy bought a new camera...I bought mine in January w/X-mas money, and we keep very good track of them wherever we go now!
For New Year's Eve this past year, we hit up Carmen's house. Tons of people came and went that night. It was a blast.
2Blu2BeTru New Year's Eve style...
Like Luni's shirt?
Ummm, looks like Yoka wasn't having a good time!
I don't think you could understand the amount of alcohol consumed...even for us, it was a lot!
Don't worry, even as times change, we still have tourettes!!!
The one in the middle here, Eric, is one of the suspects of the stolen cameras. He was our clepto coke head friend that we didn't know was bad and we let him live with us until he moved to New York.
Well, that's it...2004 is officially over (and soon so will 2005)!!!
Episode 101 Recap...5 things you should have learned...
1. Parties @ my house lead to things getting stolen.
2. 'BF' is the new 'vicious'.
3. Don't let Yoka con you into helping out with any school projects.
4. The meaning of 'Club Kel'.
5. December 12, 2003 Jacob was in the hopital and November 6, 2004 he was in the hospital, so Jacob is currently due to end up in the hospital. If you don't remember the 1st visit, check out a re-run of Episode 67!
What was playin @ 'Club Kel' in November/December 2004:
Volumes 16 & 17 were spinnin at this time! Favorites were:
1. Daddy Yankee feat. Wisin y Yandel - No Me Dejes Solo
2. R. Kelly & Jay-Z - She's Coming Home With Me
3. Destiny's Child - Through With Love
4. Keyshia Cole - I Should Have Cheated
5. Lloyd Banks feat. Avant - Karma