Episode 83 - "R U 21?"
I figured that it's my responsibility to inform all of Live Journal about the latest developments in alcohol. So the question is, how many people have heard of the pill RU-21? This is how it works, and the benefits of taking it:
How It Works:
RU-21 works by slowing down the process of ethanol oxidation into acetaldehyde, so less acetaldehyde occurs in the first place, and speeding up the process of acetaldehyde and acetic acid decomposition into CO2 and H2O. RU-21 is an all-natural supplement that has been clinically proven to help the body eliminate acetaldehyde and acetic acid which are toxic byproducts of alcohol metabolism. Acetaldehyde, in particular, affects virtually every orgain system in the body. It has been linked to various types of cancer, liver cirrhosis, brain damage, premature skin aging, hangovers and heart disease.
Benefits of RU-21:
*Prevents hangovers
*Supports healthy DNA cells
*Support Central Nervous System
*Protects skin from alcohol damage
100% Safe & Effective
Join 4thastreets, niecy18, twizted_jakie, ghetto_prep, _jessica_ann & Nate as we spend the night with a little bit of alcohol, RU-21, douche, melons, cucumbers and "The Turning 21 Bar Exam" game.
So, as everyone entered my crib, I learned that they went shopping for a few things to make the evening special. One of those things was...SUMMER'S EVE!!! Oh, what fun!
Some of the guests, like twizted_jakie, absolutely needed to use it!
Not to mention that Niecy, Jacob & Robert all washed their hands in douche to ensure that their hands were "summer fresh."
So, what else did they have in their goody-bag? 2 huge melons! Like 9-11 needs something to make her bigger.
Here's Nate with his melon buldge.
So, after the melons had been in Denise's shirt and down Nate's pants, Jessica Ann decided to lick them!
These melons really made the rounds. Robert then stuck one down his pants and it got stuck! He actually had to take his pants off to get it out. Need proof?...
Not only did they bring fruits with them, but also vegetables too. What a healthy night so far! Cucumbers! Look at the fun we can have with them...well, Niecy was deep throatin me, and she went a little too far...I mean it was so far down her throat, her body started digesting it!
Niecy was quite the whore as usual...she washed down that cucumber with a little arm pit sweat...hott huh?
"Yes, I'm a whore...what's new?"
Before we get into "The Turning 21 Bar Exam," let's take a minute to view some photos from the Jacob & Robert Gay Collection. Robert's boob job, and Jakie loved it.
How cute...they shared a drink gallon.
Look close...Robert's licking Jacob's finger.
This is the last picture I can show, before it gets X-Rated. Since I don't want my Live Journal suspended, I unfortunately cannot show the X-Rated pics. This gives you a good idea though...
Okay, now onto the game...
Basically, someone has to be the 21-year-old. That was Jacob. He has to get the 5 shot cards by making people do stunts that are on the cards he has. Then he picks a card from that person's hand, hoping to gain the shot glass cards. Look at the fun...
Card #1: "Receive Birthday Spankings" - Of course he hit Niecy up for that one.
Card #2: "Show Everyone Your Underwear" - I dunno why, but I got picked for that one.
Card #3: "Challenge: Beer Goggles (Kiss someone you wouldn't normally kiss sober)" - Jakie elected Niecy & Jessica Ann to perform this callenge. No pic of the actual card...but it's not even needed...
Card #4: "Have the Bartender Make You His Favorite Drink" - Jakie had Nate do it. It turned out more so to be a drink mixed with every single beverage in my fridge.
Card #5: "Birthday Wish" - If you get a Birthday card & a Wish card, you get to have whatever you want. He wanted Denise to lick his nipple!
Card #6: "Challenge: Beer Goggles (Kiss someone you wouldn't normally kiss sober)" - AGAIN with this card!!! Of course Whorey 9-11 is chosen again, as she'll pretty much kiss anyone. A 2blu2betru moment...
Card #7: "Locate someone who was a cheerleader in high school" - Jessica Ann!
Card #8: "Challenge: Recite the Alaphabet Backwards While Hopping" - I got elected to do this one. I got all the way to 'I' and skipped it! Damn! So, since I failed, I had to drink. Oh lookie...it's me & GAV!
After the 8th card, Jacob ran out of cards to play before he collected all 5 shot cards. So, he lost! I don't know who one, because by this point I was too drunk to remember. We'll just say that I did! The winner & the loser...
Me drunk...huh...look at Jacob!
Then, for some reason, Niecy had everyone sticking their fingers in my belly button...hott!
Niecy & Jacob were getting it on...WITH THEMSELVES!
Final kiss of the evening...Niecy said, "Oh god, I only kissed 2 people at this party, c'mon I need to kiss at least 3 or I won't be considered whorey anymore!" Jacob granted her wish, and once again, 9-11 is the W-H-O-R-E!
Hope you enjoyed it! Stay tuned because next weekend we're having another 'theme party'. This time it's gonna be TOGA! Oh you know it's gonna be hott. Plus, next time I'll discuss the end of season 2 and what to expect for season 3!