"I'm going to Memphis. Memphis, Tennessee!" (I have to represent:P) Most of these are eerily true:O
-You know what the Dirty Dova is.
-Beale street is what you look forward to when you turn 21.
-You dont really care about the grizzlies.
-DeAngelo for Heisman
- You understand waht Makin Easy Money Pimpin Hoes In Style really stands for.
- Radio rap is not real rap.
-Three Six Mafia, Project Pat, Frayser Boy, Lil Wyte is real rap.
- Orange Mound to Gtown you gotta represent.
-You know what real Barbecue is.
-You know what Smith 7 is.
-Noncannah means Autobahn
-Your scared of Germantown Cops
-Runnin from police at field partys is a way of life
-Your proud of the number one violent crime rate memphis holds. Because that means you survived living in Memphis.
-Rednecks or not, we still can kick your ass.
-Our tap water is like your evian.
-Our mayor does drugs, how hardcore is that?
-Goin muddin is a sport
-You drive like your gonna kill everyone else.
-The city sucks till you can drive. Then its amazing
- Getting drunk at weddings is pretty much required
- The weather doesnt go with the season.
- We know how to fucking party....the right way
- You just call the Mississippi "The River."
- You didn't know that the Old Bridge and the New Bridge had names.
-You've seen all the members of Saliva at Wal-Mart.
- You know 65 mph really means 110+
- You know that Midtown IS Memphis
-when people say you're from the drrty south you take it as a compliment
-theres a walgreens or a starbucks every other block.
-there is a black and white ghetto
-when your school is ghetto even though it's not in the ghetto
-you stock up on jewelry at cooper young every fall
-Every where you go you see someone from your past
- You avoid Graceland like the plague
-Add one if your from MEMPHIS
-Beale street is what you look forward to when you turn 21.
-You dont really care about the grizzlies.
-DeAngelo for Heisman
- You understand waht Makin Easy Money Pimpin Hoes In Style really stands for.
- Radio rap is not real rap.
-Three Six Mafia, Project Pat, Frayser Boy, Lil Wyte is real rap.
- Orange Mound to Gtown you gotta represent.
-You know what real Barbecue is.
-You know what Smith 7 is.
-Noncannah means Autobahn
-Your scared of Germantown Cops
-Runnin from police at field partys is a way of life
-Your proud of the number one violent crime rate memphis holds. Because that means you survived living in Memphis.
-Rednecks or not, we still can kick your ass.
-Our tap water is like your evian.
-Our mayor does drugs, how hardcore is that?
-Goin muddin is a sport
-You drive like your gonna kill everyone else.
-The city sucks till you can drive. Then its amazing
- Getting drunk at weddings is pretty much required
- The weather doesnt go with the season.
- We know how to fucking party....the right way
- You just call the Mississippi "The River."
- You didn't know that the Old Bridge and the New Bridge had names.
-You've seen all the members of Saliva at Wal-Mart.
- You know 65 mph really means 110+
- You know that Midtown IS Memphis
-when people say you're from the drrty south you take it as a compliment
-theres a walgreens or a starbucks every other block.
-there is a black and white ghetto
-when your school is ghetto even though it's not in the ghetto
-you stock up on jewelry at cooper young every fall
-Every where you go you see someone from your past
- You avoid Graceland like the plague
-Add one if your from MEMPHIS