Intro
Well, I thought I should probably post something on this. Let's start with a little bit about the man behind the keyboard:
I'm Aaron. I'm 22 and I have a pretty usual life. I live at home in Portage la Prairie with my family. I should be moving out though *sigh*. I push a broom at the water treatment plant(not the sewage plant, it actually smells alright where I work)for 13 bucks an hour. It's so boring that I am forced to listen to my depressing(right Holls?) music nonstop. It keeps me sane and surprisingly mellow.
Right now I'm sitting here contemplating what's next for me; I just graduated and I'm about a year from being able to get into Law School, probably at the U of M. If anyone has any suggestions, I'm willing to hear 'em.
A few Tallys:
Number of useless U of M Degrees: 1
Amount of student loans run through to get said useless degree: 25,000
Amount of student loans actually used for school: 13,000
Amount of Student loans used to pay for exact replica of WWF European Title: 300
Drunken adventures: Endless
Drunken Danceoffs: 2
Drunken Danceoffs won: 0
Drunken lapdances: 1
Forced exit from bars: 3
Shirtless escapades in Mexico: 2
Pantsless escapades in Mexico: 1
Number of cat calls from inside the gay bar during pantsless escapade: 0(picky queers!)
Trips to the emergancy room: 6
number of stitches from emergancy room visits: 0
number of broken bones found from emergancy room visits: 0
Amount of taxpayers dollars wasted on Aaron: Way too much
Number of sisters: 2
Number of sister's boyfriends traumatized by overprotective brother: 3
Trips to Regina: 5
Funnelled beer completed in front of my father: 2
Ex Aunt's told off in a drunken rage: 1
ratio of 151 proof boilermakers consumed to number of hours on '02 trip: 9:3
minutes awake after last boilermaker: 12
inhebriated stubblejumpers confronted: 6
number of stubblejumpers that spit in my face: 1
Ladies macked: 8
Ladies successfully macked: 0
Trips to the cash machine: 6
Money lost at the Casino Regina: 140
I could go on like this forever, but let's just say most of this stuff is better in story form. From time to time I'm going to add an old memory to go along with the new ones that I'm sure to make. Get to know me, get to love me.
I'm Aaron. I'm 22 and I have a pretty usual life. I live at home in Portage la Prairie with my family. I should be moving out though *sigh*. I push a broom at the water treatment plant(not the sewage plant, it actually smells alright where I work)for 13 bucks an hour. It's so boring that I am forced to listen to my depressing(right Holls?) music nonstop. It keeps me sane and surprisingly mellow.
Right now I'm sitting here contemplating what's next for me; I just graduated and I'm about a year from being able to get into Law School, probably at the U of M. If anyone has any suggestions, I'm willing to hear 'em.
A few Tallys:
Number of useless U of M Degrees: 1
Amount of student loans run through to get said useless degree: 25,000
Amount of student loans actually used for school: 13,000
Amount of Student loans used to pay for exact replica of WWF European Title: 300
Drunken adventures: Endless
Drunken Danceoffs: 2
Drunken Danceoffs won: 0
Drunken lapdances: 1
Forced exit from bars: 3
Shirtless escapades in Mexico: 2
Pantsless escapades in Mexico: 1
Number of cat calls from inside the gay bar during pantsless escapade: 0(picky queers!)
Trips to the emergancy room: 6
number of stitches from emergancy room visits: 0
number of broken bones found from emergancy room visits: 0
Amount of taxpayers dollars wasted on Aaron: Way too much
Number of sisters: 2
Number of sister's boyfriends traumatized by overprotective brother: 3
Trips to Regina: 5
Funnelled beer completed in front of my father: 2
Ex Aunt's told off in a drunken rage: 1
ratio of 151 proof boilermakers consumed to number of hours on '02 trip: 9:3
minutes awake after last boilermaker: 12
inhebriated stubblejumpers confronted: 6
number of stubblejumpers that spit in my face: 1
Ladies macked: 8
Ladies successfully macked: 0
Trips to the cash machine: 6
Money lost at the Casino Regina: 140
I could go on like this forever, but let's just say most of this stuff is better in story form. From time to time I'm going to add an old memory to go along with the new ones that I'm sure to make. Get to know me, get to love me.