Kids Say the Damndest Things
*wipes away tears*
Thanx, Tor, for sending these nuggets of hilarity to me *chuckle*
> > 1. Dear God, please put another holiday between
> > Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there
> > now. Amanda
> >
> > 2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I
> > asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything
> > before. You can look it up. Joyce
> >
> > 3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy
> > for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and
> > a shot. Janet
> >
> > 4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody
> > will tell me Love, Alison
> >
> > 5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told
> > you? Charlene
> >
> > 6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven
> > if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita
> >
> > 7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all
> > of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4
> > people in our family and I can never do it. Nancy
> >
> > 8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of
> > all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like
> > walking on water, too. Glenn
> >
> > 9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he
> > was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis
> >
> > 10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the
> > countries? If you don't, who does? Nathan
> >
> > 11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like
> > that or was it an accident? Norma
> >
> > 12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk
> > that fancy? Jennifer
> >
> > 13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in
> > the old days and don't do any now? Billy
> >
> > 14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different
> > summer camp this year. Peter
> >
> > 15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each
> > other so much if they each had their own rooms. It
> > works out OK with me and my brother. Larry
> >
> > 16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never
> > did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark
> >
> > 17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are
> > born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
> > Marsha
> >
> > 18. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will
> > show you my new shoes. Barbara
> >
> > 19. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do
> > you just know him through the business? Donny
> >
> > 20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better
> > God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am
> > not just saying that because you are already God.
> > Charles
> >
> > 21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the
> > stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with
> > the moon? Jeff
> >
> > 22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank
> >
> > And, saving the best for last . . .
> >
> > 23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple
> > until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That
> > was really cool. Thomas
Thanx, Tor, for sending these nuggets of hilarity to me *chuckle*
> > 1. Dear God, please put another holiday between
> > Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there
> > now. Amanda
> >
> > 2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I
> > asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything
> > before. You can look it up. Joyce
> >
> > 3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy
> > for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and
> > a shot. Janet
> >
> > 4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody
> > will tell me Love, Alison
> >
> > 5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told
> > you? Charlene
> >
> > 6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven
> > if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita
> >
> > 7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all
> > of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4
> > people in our family and I can never do it. Nancy
> >
> > 8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of
> > all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like
> > walking on water, too. Glenn
> >
> > 9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he
> > was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis
> >
> > 10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the
> > countries? If you don't, who does? Nathan
> >
> > 11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like
> > that or was it an accident? Norma
> >
> > 12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk
> > that fancy? Jennifer
> >
> > 13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in
> > the old days and don't do any now? Billy
> >
> > 14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different
> > summer camp this year. Peter
> >
> > 15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each
> > other so much if they each had their own rooms. It
> > works out OK with me and my brother. Larry
> >
> > 16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never
> > did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark
> >
> > 17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are
> > born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
> > Marsha
> >
> > 18. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will
> > show you my new shoes. Barbara
> >
> > 19. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do
> > you just know him through the business? Donny
> >
> > 20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better
> > God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am
> > not just saying that because you are already God.
> > Charles
> >
> > 21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the
> > stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with
> > the moon? Jeff
> >
> > 22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank
> >
> > And, saving the best for last . . .
> >
> > 23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple
> > until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That
> > was really cool. Thomas