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Okay so here's the deal... next week when I go home for Thanksgiving, I'm bringing Elmo because it's like a week and I'll probably leave him there because this apartment's just too small for two animals that don't get along. When we move in May, I'll bring him back. Soooo anyway, since he's such an annoyance and never shuts up the entire drive, I decided to get him, for lack of a better term, kitty valume haha. My mom suggested it because the vet suggested it to her. A lot of people give it to their animals when they take them on flights and whatnot.
Well, in order to figure out the proper dosage, I was supposed to give him two pills this week and see what effect (if any) they had, and if there was no effect I would know to give him three pills. Soooooo I gave him two at about 6:30, aaaaaand okay picture your clumsy friend with the lowest tolerance. Now picture that person really really drunk... picture them walking and like going off to the side and randomly falling down, and sitting in a chair and sliding out of it for no reason. Yeaaaaah that's Elmo right now hahahahaha. It's the most fucking hilarious thing I've ever seen I wanna video tape him. I mean, seriously he's cracked out. Whenever he falls off the chair, he can't even jump back up. I mean, he tries, but he's unsuccessful. And he can't walk over things, he just trips on them, falls down, tries to figure out what happens, and then struggles to get back up, only to fall over five seconds later... fun times.
btw, he definitely doesn't need three
Well, in order to figure out the proper dosage, I was supposed to give him two pills this week and see what effect (if any) they had, and if there was no effect I would know to give him three pills. Soooooo I gave him two at about 6:30, aaaaaand okay picture your clumsy friend with the lowest tolerance. Now picture that person really really drunk... picture them walking and like going off to the side and randomly falling down, and sitting in a chair and sliding out of it for no reason. Yeaaaaah that's Elmo right now hahahahaha. It's the most fucking hilarious thing I've ever seen I wanna video tape him. I mean, seriously he's cracked out. Whenever he falls off the chair, he can't even jump back up. I mean, he tries, but he's unsuccessful. And he can't walk over things, he just trips on them, falls down, tries to figure out what happens, and then struggles to get back up, only to fall over five seconds later... fun times.
btw, he definitely doesn't need three