A worthy post of NASTY RUSSIAN FOOD
My boyfriend just found this gem of brilliance on a Russian forum and I couldn't stop laughing upon seeing this. It's from a .ru cooking forum where a lady named Olga prepares delightful dishes, shares her recipes, and posts photographs of her culinary creations. Olga is probably really sweet, fat, lonely, has kids that no longer need her attention all the time, too much time on her hands, and IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING COOK. You can't judge a book by it's cover, but with food it's a little different...Olga's dishes, without scent or taste, automatically trigger my gag reflex and tickle my funny bone simultaneously.
Without further ado...
Chez Olga!
Yes, they do get progressively worse..
MMM, beef patties with seagull shit.
I re-watched GINGER SNAPS recently and this gave me intense flashbacks.
MEAT SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH TOMATO AND..eggs? MEAT SNAKES ON A PLANE
I like to call this one "HOLY ASS SHIT FUCK & shrimp"
A very seedy cake...
Mucous and Yeast Infection pie
Olga is cletching her fist in the background, threatening someone to eat this clusterfuck of shit
Presuming that Olga is married
Husband: HONEY, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
Olga: SHITLOADS OF PICKLES FLOATING IN MAYONNAISE AND HORSE SEMEN
Husband: Awwww...I was hoping for HOLY ASS SHIT FUCK & shrimp
Half your fridge on mescaline pie
Olga: Happy Birthday my sweet daughter Natasha!
Natasha: I fucking hate you mom, I'm a lesbian
Natasha: I'M STILL A LESBIAN MOM
Sculpted dog shit on toast
This woman is fucked and needs to be removed from society.
Maggot meatball
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK omelette
Tomatoey rape victim
A hearty country-style soup from Olga's black black heart
Awkward sausage on a bed of spaghetti
Soviet Sashimi
Ok, you get a pat on the back for this one...
Nevermind, you are still very much so fucked...
A fried chicken with an orange for a head walks into a bar and sits down next to, coincidentally, another fried chicken who has a pear for a head....
I got nothing, whoever can continue this gets an Olga-catered lunch...
Original source : http://warnet.ws/news/29207
♥
Anya
Without further ado...
Chez Olga!
Yes, they do get progressively worse..
MMM, beef patties with seagull shit.
I re-watched GINGER SNAPS recently and this gave me intense flashbacks.
MEAT SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH TOMATO AND..eggs? MEAT SNAKES ON A PLANE
I like to call this one "HOLY ASS SHIT FUCK & shrimp"
A very seedy cake...
Mucous and Yeast Infection pie
Olga is cletching her fist in the background, threatening someone to eat this clusterfuck of shit
Presuming that Olga is married
Husband: HONEY, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
Olga: SHITLOADS OF PICKLES FLOATING IN MAYONNAISE AND HORSE SEMEN
Husband: Awwww...I was hoping for HOLY ASS SHIT FUCK & shrimp
Half your fridge on mescaline pie
Olga: Happy Birthday my sweet daughter Natasha!
Natasha: I fucking hate you mom, I'm a lesbian
Natasha: I'M STILL A LESBIAN MOM
Sculpted dog shit on toast
This woman is fucked and needs to be removed from society.
Maggot meatball
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK omelette
Tomatoey rape victim
A hearty country-style soup from Olga's black black heart
Awkward sausage on a bed of spaghetti
Soviet Sashimi
Ok, you get a pat on the back for this one...
Nevermind, you are still very much so fucked...
A fried chicken with an orange for a head walks into a bar and sits down next to, coincidentally, another fried chicken who has a pear for a head....
I got nothing, whoever can continue this gets an Olga-catered lunch...
Original source : http://warnet.ws/news/29207
♥
Anya