[Phone!Blog] I'll Never Trust The Mail Again
Mother facken package! I got facken blown up by a shitty piece o' cardboard n' sum shrapnel! I daen't know who sent it, or why, 'cause I know fer a fact I ain't pissed any strangers off recetly. N' everyone else I know would just come on up n' kick me arse if they was pissed at me. sure as hell waen't frum them crazy salon girls they send creepy things naet deadly
Daen't visit me either unless ye tell me first tae. Moon nearly made me bust a facken artery wit how angry I was. Rhemy, 'm still sorry bout earlier taday too. Couldn't see ye behind that horse-lovin' arse. Hope me language daen't offend ye or anythin'....
Well the doc says 'll be here fer another week at least. Damn facken concussion. Prolly woulda been out taday if it'd only been the cuts n' burns.
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Anyone know where a guy can buy an eyepatch?
Daen't visit me either unless ye tell me first tae. Moon nearly made me bust a facken artery wit how angry I was. Rhemy, 'm still sorry bout earlier taday too. Couldn't see ye behind that horse-lovin' arse. Hope me language daen't offend ye or anythin'....
Well the doc says 'll be here fer another week at least. Damn facken concussion. Prolly woulda been out taday if it'd only been the cuts n' burns.
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Anyone know where a guy can buy an eyepatch?