[PHONE!BLOG] 9/19, 4:35am
I think I have a broken nose... No, no, I know I do. It's kind of hard to type with my blood splattering on the screen. I'm going to have to buy Johnathan more than a few drinks for letting me borrow his phone right now.
But I kind of need a ride, really, really badly. To the hospital preferably. And quick if anyone can. No cabs, they bitch when you bleed over them. I'll pay for cleaning if I get any on your car, on my honor as a bartender.
But yeah, I got into a fight with some new bloke. I was joking around but apparently he can't take a jab and decided the best thing was to throw a few punches at me. We tumbled around for a while before some of the guys finally pulled him off of me.
Having your face slammed onto the side of a machine hurts like a bitch by the way. I'm just thankful he didn't see it fit to toss me down the conveyor belt into the blades. My hair sort of got caught in the gears too though, a nice chunk is missing from my ends. Stupid fucker.
I also may have gotten fired... Shit I needed those benefits
So yeah... a ride anyone? Reach me at (xxx)xxx-xxxx.
But I kind of need a ride, really, really badly. To the hospital preferably. And quick if anyone can. No cabs, they bitch when you bleed over them. I'll pay for cleaning if I get any on your car, on my honor as a bartender.
But yeah, I got into a fight with some new bloke. I was joking around but apparently he can't take a jab and decided the best thing was to throw a few punches at me. We tumbled around for a while before some of the guys finally pulled him off of me.
Having your face slammed onto the side of a machine hurts like a bitch by the way. I'm just thankful he didn't see it fit to toss me down the conveyor belt into the blades. My hair sort of got caught in the gears too though, a nice chunk is missing from my ends. Stupid fucker.
I also may have gotten fired... Shit I needed those benefits
So yeah... a ride anyone? Reach me at (xxx)xxx-xxxx.