Thirty.
I really wanted to do this on Facebook but nobody tagged me so.
1.) Everyone uses this one to talk about their names. So I'll just say that having a unisex [but mostly known for the opposite gender] name is not as cute or cool as you'd like to think. I've been asked if I was a girl once, and it was one of the most horrific experiences of my life, despite how minor it was, and that it was merely "Female.. right? Sorry, it's hard to tell these days!"
2.) I'm left handed, a Scorpio, and an only child. I feel that this sums me up pretty well.
3.) I love music, movies, and books. But mostly music. I don't think anyone is aware of how passionate I am regarding these things, mainly because I hate how lame people sound when they say music is my life!!!! i cud not live witout it!!!!
4.) That being said, I feel that Owen Pallet and Lady Gaga are fucking geniuses. If you would like to debate the latter, I've been dying to write a paper. Okay so I'll never have the time but, still. The important thing is that I can.
5.) I'm an accidental hipster. "The Perks of Being a Wallflower is super cute and touching." "The Perks of Being a Wallflower is for hipsters." "Grizzly Bear is my favorite band!" "Grizzly Bear is for hipsters." I finally bought some lace tights to seal the deal. [Sad thing is is that I did. Promise to not wear them under shorts though.]
6.) I'm extremely guarded. I see it as more of weakness than a strength.
7.) I frequently write myself hateful letters and hide them and then find them and laugh at how badly written they are and how stupid I was when I wrote them. Last week I burnt my last and wrote my first letter of contentment.
8.) I have a pink plastic box with Cinderella on it and two tiny plastic pretzels inside, coated with glitter salt. I've kept it my entire life for no reason whatsoever besides that when I was four I thought they were pretty. It's where I keep/stuff said letters.
9.) You'll never hear me say gay or retarded in a demeaning manner. I haven't in a very long time.
10.) I am a firm supporter of live and let live. So, if you want to say those words, eat meat, and do anything else I don't, I honestly don't give a fuck. I can't change you and won't try.
11.) I'm aware of my faults. I'll defend them nonetheless. [One of my faults is stubbornness.]
12.) I'm much better at writing than I am at talking. Actually, I'm terrible at talking. I should just stop doing it all together. Especially since my brain works so much faster than my mouth.
13.) There's is absolutely nothing I hate more than being belittled. I hate when people tell me that I'm cute or funny when I'm being serious. It's actually offensive.
14.) I consider myself a feminist because I try my best to walk on guy's left sides. Fuck chivalry. Also, Just the Way You Are makes me want to puke buckets.
15.) I love Judy Garland as much as your stereotypical gay man. [Joke/hypocrisy.] She's a bundle of cheer accompanied by a dark, drug abusing life. It doesn't get better than that. Also, just saying, when people use Somewhere Over the Rainbow as a happy song it thoroughly annoys me because I feel it's the perfect metaphor for her life. [/geek]
16.) I hate censoring. As if b!@#$ is any different than bitch. They're just words, and people say a lot worse. But that doesn't mean you don't sound stupid when you spit them out constantly.
17.) I'm pretty odd and fucked up internally. I'm certain everyone is.
18.) I constantly go through dark and light stages. I wish I could wear the dark on my face, but it's extremely difficult for people tend to numb me and put me in autopilot.
19.) I don't hate you, dislike you, detest speaking to you. I come off badly, methinks. People scare me to be honest, "lol."
20.) I love spontaneous compliments. I treasure sincerity. I hate forced ones. I hate it when people feel the need to tell me that I'm "gorgeous" or "not fat at all!" I don't care about your opinion, simply my own. I'm not putting on a show for anyone else.
21.) How I act depends on how bored I am.
22.) I dislike it when people disregard things as boring instead of looking into them any further. Some of the things I love the most would be considered boring by the general population. You're missing out.
23.) I love history and english. I hate math and science.
24.) I'm very sensitive. Thus I'm guarded, like I said. So I understand other people that are. But some of them go too far, and I don't understand how this is a valid excuse to hurt other people so blatantly. I'm harsh, too, but sincerely regretful and very censored. Negativity drives me insane despite the fact that most of these start with 'I hate.'
25.) I feel like a person's interests have a lot to say about their character.
26.) I love tattoos. But too many people get stupid ones. I'm afraid to be one, but then again, I'm pretty consistent. I want birds on my left shoulder but I don't think it'll do justice to my mental image so I'll wait. I'm thinking of getting the lyrics Haven't you heard? I am a flightless bird. on my ribs first instead. My parents will probably find this too spontaneous and not allow it although I've had those lyrics in mind since last spring and knew I wanted it on my ribs ever since Devin recommended it in the summer. It's a lot easier to get done, no?
27.) I hate how people view talent and success. Talent cannot be wasted [and if you believe that is is it's none of your business] and success is not money, convertibles, and cute children. My only goal in life is contentment, which is harder than those other things.
29.) Some of these are more of what I try to do rather than what am. It's not so simply divided and concrete. I'm a walking paradox and like to believe I'm unique: enlightened or something. I probably just sound silly half of the time.
30.) I love writing because it's the best way for people to understand one another. Hopefully I've succeeded in helping you understand me. Or perhaps you still don't. Or no one will read this. Whatever.
And odds are I misused words at some point.
1.) Everyone uses this one to talk about their names. So I'll just say that having a unisex [but mostly known for the opposite gender] name is not as cute or cool as you'd like to think. I've been asked if I was a girl once, and it was one of the most horrific experiences of my life, despite how minor it was, and that it was merely "Female.. right? Sorry, it's hard to tell these days!"
2.) I'm left handed, a Scorpio, and an only child. I feel that this sums me up pretty well.
3.) I love music, movies, and books. But mostly music. I don't think anyone is aware of how passionate I am regarding these things, mainly because I hate how lame people sound when they say music is my life!!!! i cud not live witout it!!!!
4.) That being said, I feel that Owen Pallet and Lady Gaga are fucking geniuses. If you would like to debate the latter, I've been dying to write a paper. Okay so I'll never have the time but, still. The important thing is that I can.
5.) I'm an accidental hipster. "The Perks of Being a Wallflower is super cute and touching." "The Perks of Being a Wallflower is for hipsters." "Grizzly Bear is my favorite band!" "Grizzly Bear is for hipsters." I finally bought some lace tights to seal the deal. [Sad thing is is that I did. Promise to not wear them under shorts though.]
6.) I'm extremely guarded. I see it as more of weakness than a strength.
7.) I frequently write myself hateful letters and hide them and then find them and laugh at how badly written they are and how stupid I was when I wrote them. Last week I burnt my last and wrote my first letter of contentment.
8.) I have a pink plastic box with Cinderella on it and two tiny plastic pretzels inside, coated with glitter salt. I've kept it my entire life for no reason whatsoever besides that when I was four I thought they were pretty. It's where I keep/stuff said letters.
9.) You'll never hear me say gay or retarded in a demeaning manner. I haven't in a very long time.
10.) I am a firm supporter of live and let live. So, if you want to say those words, eat meat, and do anything else I don't, I honestly don't give a fuck. I can't change you and won't try.
11.) I'm aware of my faults. I'll defend them nonetheless. [One of my faults is stubbornness.]
12.) I'm much better at writing than I am at talking. Actually, I'm terrible at talking. I should just stop doing it all together. Especially since my brain works so much faster than my mouth.
13.) There's is absolutely nothing I hate more than being belittled. I hate when people tell me that I'm cute or funny when I'm being serious. It's actually offensive.
14.) I consider myself a feminist because I try my best to walk on guy's left sides. Fuck chivalry. Also, Just the Way You Are makes me want to puke buckets.
15.) I love Judy Garland as much as your stereotypical gay man. [Joke/hypocrisy.] She's a bundle of cheer accompanied by a dark, drug abusing life. It doesn't get better than that. Also, just saying, when people use Somewhere Over the Rainbow as a happy song it thoroughly annoys me because I feel it's the perfect metaphor for her life. [/geek]
16.) I hate censoring. As if b!@#$ is any different than bitch. They're just words, and people say a lot worse. But that doesn't mean you don't sound stupid when you spit them out constantly.
17.) I'm pretty odd and fucked up internally. I'm certain everyone is.
18.) I constantly go through dark and light stages. I wish I could wear the dark on my face, but it's extremely difficult for people tend to numb me and put me in autopilot.
19.) I don't hate you, dislike you, detest speaking to you. I come off badly, methinks. People scare me to be honest, "lol."
20.) I love spontaneous compliments. I treasure sincerity. I hate forced ones. I hate it when people feel the need to tell me that I'm "gorgeous" or "not fat at all!" I don't care about your opinion, simply my own. I'm not putting on a show for anyone else.
21.) How I act depends on how bored I am.
22.) I dislike it when people disregard things as boring instead of looking into them any further. Some of the things I love the most would be considered boring by the general population. You're missing out.
23.) I love history and english. I hate math and science.
24.) I'm very sensitive. Thus I'm guarded, like I said. So I understand other people that are. But some of them go too far, and I don't understand how this is a valid excuse to hurt other people so blatantly. I'm harsh, too, but sincerely regretful and very censored. Negativity drives me insane despite the fact that most of these start with 'I hate.'
25.) I feel like a person's interests have a lot to say about their character.
26.) I love tattoos. But too many people get stupid ones. I'm afraid to be one, but then again, I'm pretty consistent. I want birds on my left shoulder but I don't think it'll do justice to my mental image so I'll wait. I'm thinking of getting the lyrics Haven't you heard? I am a flightless bird. on my ribs first instead. My parents will probably find this too spontaneous and not allow it although I've had those lyrics in mind since last spring and knew I wanted it on my ribs ever since Devin recommended it in the summer. It's a lot easier to get done, no?
27.) I hate how people view talent and success. Talent cannot be wasted [and if you believe that is is it's none of your business] and success is not money, convertibles, and cute children. My only goal in life is contentment, which is harder than those other things.
29.) Some of these are more of what I try to do rather than what am. It's not so simply divided and concrete. I'm a walking paradox and like to believe I'm unique: enlightened or something. I probably just sound silly half of the time.
30.) I love writing because it's the best way for people to understand one another. Hopefully I've succeeded in helping you understand me. Or perhaps you still don't. Or no one will read this. Whatever.
And odds are I misused words at some point.