MY BUTT

Aug 29, 2005 22:03


This is my new creed. I just wish I thought of it myself. I love this. If you feel any insecurity at all about your looks, I say to you right now. Girl, or Boy, love your body. It look gooood! Don't give a you know what if someone thinks you are too fat skinny pale or you have a big nose. Be proud of who you are. Confidence looks better on you than embarrassment does. Love you God made you and Love the temple you are in. Step forward with pride and say "I am secure in myself and my existence." You will walk twice as fast and get ten times as far in life like that than you would with your head down and your teeth in the dust. Go on with your bad self!!

My BUTT is big and round like the letter C.

And ten thousand lunges

Have made it rounder,

Not smaller.

And that's just fine.

It's a space heater

For my side of the bed.

It's my ambassador

To those who walk behind me.

It's a border collie

That herds skinny women

Away from the best deals

At clothing sales.

My butt is big

And that's just fine.

And those who might scorn it,

Are invited to KISS IT.

Just do it.

N@
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