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LITTLE BILLY ON ...GRAMMAR:
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
of hands from those who ! could use the word "beautiful" in the same
sentence twice.
First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought
my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." Very good,
Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. My
mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." The
teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly called
on little BILLY. Billy said: "Last night, at the dinner table, my
sister told my
Father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"
HAHA FUNNY!!!!!! ok...
LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?"
BILLY says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little
BILLY, that's a mouthful." Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're
thinking of a blowjob."
WHAT DA HELL!!! hahaha funny stuff!
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
the teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides
of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top
and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY
replied, "The correct answer ! is 'the one with the wedding ring on',
but I like your
thinking."
CRAZYYYYYY!!!!....
LITTLE BILLY ON ...GETTING OLDER
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. it will give
you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." Oh?" replied the man. " Did your
grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!"
hehehehehe...
ok im done, hope you enjoyed it!
<3 vb
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
of hands from those who ! could use the word "beautiful" in the same
sentence twice.
First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought
my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." Very good,
Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. My
mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." The
teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly called
on little BILLY. Billy said: "Last night, at the dinner table, my
sister told my
Father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"
HAHA FUNNY!!!!!! ok...
LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?"
BILLY says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little
BILLY, that's a mouthful." Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're
thinking of a blowjob."
WHAT DA HELL!!! hahaha funny stuff!
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
the teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides
of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top
and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY
replied, "The correct answer ! is 'the one with the wedding ring on',
but I like your
thinking."
CRAZYYYYYY!!!!....
LITTLE BILLY ON ...GETTING OLDER
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. it will give
you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." Oh?" replied the man. " Did your
grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!"
hehehehehe...
ok im done, hope you enjoyed it!
<3 vb