Me.You.Bed.Now (One-shot/Drabble)
Author: 4everxd or Cutie Angel
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but I wish I did.
Pairing: Yunjae
Genre: Humor, Fluff(?), Drabble
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Crack fic. LOL
Summary: None(for now)
A/N: Actually this fic is half true because right now I should be studying maths XD I was bored and yeah this came out. Just yeah...a break from my exams I guess? Yep!! I hope you enjoy :P
“Uh…I hate maths” Jaejoong muttered to himself as he flipped another page of his notes.
The pretty male has been studying for three hours straight and he was really tired. It was a nice evening where he could be out with his boyfriend for a date, but no, the exams just had to get in the way.
Not that his boyfriend had free time, actually he too must be studying his ass off by now. Well Yunho is known for being the «nerdy» guy (besides the food monster/genius/mean dongseang Changmin) so he must be really busy studying hard to get high scores. Jaejoong sighed; his boyfriend was perfect in every aspect. He may be one of the smartest people of the school- not really because he was pretty dense when it came to the sexual signals Jaejoong kept throwing before they started dating - and he is still the hottest guy, all sex on legs that makes Jaejoong weak on knees.
“No…I am getting distracted. Jaejoong concentrate stop thinking about Yunho!”
Functions.
Rational functions.
F(x).
First we have asymptotes.
Right? Yes.
So if the curve gets continually closer to a straight line but never meets it…
Jaejoong continued studying before something disturbed him. Something vibrating. Well that gave Jaejoong thoughts, really dirty thoughts, he mustn’t be having. He groaned as he let his head bang on the desk with a thud. He took out his phone and saw Yunho’s name flash on the screen. It was a message.
From: My lovely Yunho <3
Jaejoong-ah, look out of the window.
Jaejoong eyebrows furrowed in confusion but he went to his window anyways. A gasp resonated through the room when Jaejoong saw Yunho waving at him.The smaller man just gaped at his boyfriend like a fish for a while before he ran out of the room like a lunatic to get to the door. He got down the stairs and almost tripped, his fluffy bunny slippers not helping the situation at all. Then after a few seconds he opened the door and saw a smiling Yunho.
“Just what the fuck are you doing here? Yunho~” There is goes the pout. Red plump lips standing out and a little whiny sound coming for Jaejoong’s throat was all it took Yunho to burst in the house close the door and attack those soft petals who were begging to be kissed.
After 10 minutes of making out both boys got upstairs, Yunho following Jae like a good puppy and pouting like a five year old because the latter was ignoring him and he was muttering profanities, something like
Stupid Yunho interrupting me. There it goes the effort for not getting distracted. Fucking sex on legs. Stupid vibrators-I mean vibrations. Ugh…
Well Yunho was really amused.
“So…weren’t you supposed to be studying for tomorrow’s exam Yunho-ah?” Jaejoong asked as he found himself once again in his bedroom but with company this time.
“Yeah, but I missed you!” Yunho said as he corned Jaejoong on the desk. Jaejoong had a feeling this had nothing to do with just an innocent “I miss you” but it was more like “I want you” and maybe ravish you. Jaejoong ‘s body tingled with excitement; he knew how to play this game.
“Um. I think you saw me now. You can go…I still-ah!” Jaejoong’s speech was cut short when Yunho grabbed him by the waist and pinched his butt.
“I want to help you with the mathematics Jaejoong-ah and I just have the perfect way of teaching you” Yunho whispered to Jaejoong’s ear, voice husky filled with lust.
“I-I think I am doing fi-“ Yunho lifted Jaejoong in arms, his biceps flexing. Jaejoong’s smooth milky white legs tightened around Yunho’s waist as the tanned male started kissing his neck.
“We will have two rounds of lessons. One is going to be you answering questions. If you are wrong you are going to take off one piece of clothing. Second is going to be like this…” Jaejoong closed his eyes, his lips parting in a quiet moan when Yunho sucked hard on his neck.
Then he suddenly found himself lying on the bed with Yunho on top of him.
“Me plus you minus clothes equals to bed now!” Jaejoong let out the giggle he had been holding as he let Yunho ravish him all he wanted, the functions now being a distant memory.
The smaller male inwardly smirked: I guess my plan worked.
Maths is really helpful after all, because the plan was a simple equation a way of functioning. It was just Yunho that failed to see all the following coincidences.
3+4= sexy time!
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but I wish I did.
Pairing: Yunjae
Genre: Humor, Fluff(?), Drabble
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Crack fic. LOL
Summary: None(for now)
A/N: Actually this fic is half true because right now I should be studying maths XD I was bored and yeah this came out. Just yeah...a break from my exams I guess? Yep!! I hope you enjoy :P
“Uh…I hate maths” Jaejoong muttered to himself as he flipped another page of his notes.
The pretty male has been studying for three hours straight and he was really tired. It was a nice evening where he could be out with his boyfriend for a date, but no, the exams just had to get in the way.
Not that his boyfriend had free time, actually he too must be studying his ass off by now. Well Yunho is known for being the «nerdy» guy (besides the food monster/genius/mean dongseang Changmin) so he must be really busy studying hard to get high scores. Jaejoong sighed; his boyfriend was perfect in every aspect. He may be one of the smartest people of the school- not really because he was pretty dense when it came to the sexual signals Jaejoong kept throwing before they started dating - and he is still the hottest guy, all sex on legs that makes Jaejoong weak on knees.
“No…I am getting distracted. Jaejoong concentrate stop thinking about Yunho!”
Functions.
Rational functions.
F(x).
First we have asymptotes.
Right? Yes.
So if the curve gets continually closer to a straight line but never meets it…
Jaejoong continued studying before something disturbed him. Something vibrating. Well that gave Jaejoong thoughts, really dirty thoughts, he mustn’t be having. He groaned as he let his head bang on the desk with a thud. He took out his phone and saw Yunho’s name flash on the screen. It was a message.
From: My lovely Yunho <3
Jaejoong-ah, look out of the window.
Jaejoong eyebrows furrowed in confusion but he went to his window anyways. A gasp resonated through the room when Jaejoong saw Yunho waving at him.The smaller man just gaped at his boyfriend like a fish for a while before he ran out of the room like a lunatic to get to the door. He got down the stairs and almost tripped, his fluffy bunny slippers not helping the situation at all. Then after a few seconds he opened the door and saw a smiling Yunho.
“Just what the fuck are you doing here? Yunho~” There is goes the pout. Red plump lips standing out and a little whiny sound coming for Jaejoong’s throat was all it took Yunho to burst in the house close the door and attack those soft petals who were begging to be kissed.
After 10 minutes of making out both boys got upstairs, Yunho following Jae like a good puppy and pouting like a five year old because the latter was ignoring him and he was muttering profanities, something like
Stupid Yunho interrupting me. There it goes the effort for not getting distracted. Fucking sex on legs. Stupid vibrators-I mean vibrations. Ugh…
Well Yunho was really amused.
“So…weren’t you supposed to be studying for tomorrow’s exam Yunho-ah?” Jaejoong asked as he found himself once again in his bedroom but with company this time.
“Yeah, but I missed you!” Yunho said as he corned Jaejoong on the desk. Jaejoong had a feeling this had nothing to do with just an innocent “I miss you” but it was more like “I want you” and maybe ravish you. Jaejoong ‘s body tingled with excitement; he knew how to play this game.
“Um. I think you saw me now. You can go…I still-ah!” Jaejoong’s speech was cut short when Yunho grabbed him by the waist and pinched his butt.
“I want to help you with the mathematics Jaejoong-ah and I just have the perfect way of teaching you” Yunho whispered to Jaejoong’s ear, voice husky filled with lust.
“I-I think I am doing fi-“ Yunho lifted Jaejoong in arms, his biceps flexing. Jaejoong’s smooth milky white legs tightened around Yunho’s waist as the tanned male started kissing his neck.
“We will have two rounds of lessons. One is going to be you answering questions. If you are wrong you are going to take off one piece of clothing. Second is going to be like this…” Jaejoong closed his eyes, his lips parting in a quiet moan when Yunho sucked hard on his neck.
Then he suddenly found himself lying on the bed with Yunho on top of him.
“Me plus you minus clothes equals to bed now!” Jaejoong let out the giggle he had been holding as he let Yunho ravish him all he wanted, the functions now being a distant memory.
The smaller male inwardly smirked: I guess my plan worked.
Maths is really helpful after all, because the plan was a simple equation a way of functioning. It was just Yunho that failed to see all the following coincidences.
- No texts
- No calls
- No parents
- No pants and only boxers ;)
3+4= sexy time!