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work was only 8 hours today. But felt like an eternity.
They should make a rule against ordering so much shit.
A zombie tried to eat away my soul. But FUCK YOU ZOMBIE.
I need out of this world period. something useful would be dandy.
Maybe a giant U.F.O will land in my yard. The alien would take me hostage.
Then try to molest me.
I'd crush his skull with a curling iron. Cuz I would have nothing useful. and don't ask why I was curling my hair.
But then I'd steal his ship and get away.
Things just weren't what they used to be.
An old lady said I was adorable and then said she wanted to set me on fire. I can't get over that.
squirrels.
They should make a rule against ordering so much shit.
A zombie tried to eat away my soul. But FUCK YOU ZOMBIE.
I need out of this world period. something useful would be dandy.
Maybe a giant U.F.O will land in my yard. The alien would take me hostage.
Then try to molest me.
I'd crush his skull with a curling iron. Cuz I would have nothing useful. and don't ask why I was curling my hair.
But then I'd steal his ship and get away.
Things just weren't what they used to be.
An old lady said I was adorable and then said she wanted to set me on fire. I can't get over that.
squirrels.