May 14, 2005 00:57
...Welcome Back...
last night we were talking about how Male Hair Growth products may just be getting them pregnant...
In other news the weather today will be...Absolutely Nothing
Wait, This just in: flying mayonnaise covered cabbages were seen near minnesota this evening around 4 o'clock. Witnesses say they stole there corn and flew off saying "Bow to me Meatbag!" and that they could be a threat to man-kind. Police however, say that the flying mayonnnaise covered cabbages may have just been looking for their long-lost realtive, the frollicking purple tomatoe...furthur evidence is required.
Up Next: Is There a ring of debris around Uranus?
And join us tomarrow for : How 80 year old's shave their eyebrows...
I think I may want to be a newsreporter when I get older....only I'd want to have my own stories like this...wouldnt that be interesting???