my bank account filled IOUs

[4everapologetic]

got my first pay check for 5 hours worth of work last week. whats worse i'm not getting my next check until after christmas... this makes me sad. everyone who is getting a present this christmas, is getting it on new years.

p.s.
every time i crush a pile of cardboard boxes in the trash compactor, i know what it's like to be a man. i need a new hobby, or i just need to masturbate more often.